A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
6:95 Indeed, Allāh is the cleaver of grain and date seeds.
He brings the living out of the dead and brings the dead out of the living.
That is Allāh; so how are you deluded?
96 [He is] the cleaver of daybreak and has made the night for rest and the sun and moon for calculation.
That is the determination of the Exalted in Might, the Knowing.
97 And it is He who placed for you the stars that you may be guided by them through the darknesses of the land and sea.
We have detailed the signs for a people who know.
Koran 6:95-97
Here’s my improved version:
6:95 Allah doesn’t cleave grain and date seeds. Nor does Allah bring the living out of the dead or the dead out of the living.
Allah is an idol – don’t be deluded by the lies and nonsense of Muhammad.
96 Day and Night aren’t cleaved. Night is merely the shadow of our Earth. We have calculators and computers for calculation, plus even in Muhammad’s time we invented math for calculation.
97 Stars aren’t made for guidance.
The signs in nature show Allah is an idol, imaginary, fictional and false.
Qur’an 6:95-97
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 