A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
6:46 Say, “Have you considered: if Allāh should take away your hearing and your sight and set a seal upon your hearts, which deity other than Allāh could bring them [back] to you?”
Look how We diversify the verses; then they [still] turn away.
47 Say, “Have you considered: if the punishment of Allāh should come to you unexpectedly or manifestly, will any be destroyed but the wrongdoing people?”
48 And We send not the messengers except as bringers of good tidings and warners.
So whoever believes and reforms – there will be no fear concerning them, nor will they grieve.
49 But those who deny Our verses – the punishment will touch them for their defiant disobedience.
Koran 6:46-49
Here’s my improved version:
6:46 Jesus restored sight and hearing in the Bible. He seems like a nicer deity than Allah, Muhammad’s idol.
Once and once only. But will Allah notice and tell Muhammad? Truly Allah is dead, blind and mute, the idol of Muhammad.
47 Allah didn’t destroy them. Instead Muhammad force converted them to Islam. A wonderful opportunity for prophecy, missed yet again by Muhammad and his idol, Allah.
48 Is it good to threaten to take away hearing, sight and understanding?
49 No punishment struck them. Unless the punishment was Muhammad force converting them to Islam, which is evil.
Qur’an 6:46-49
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 