A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
6:33 We know that you, [O Muḥammad], are saddened by what they say.
And indeed, they do not call you untruthful, but it is the verses of Allāh that the wrongdoers reject.
34 And certainly were messengers denied before you, but they were patient over the denial, and they were harmed until Our victory came to them.
And none can alter the words [i.e., decrees] of Allāh.
And there has certainly come to you some information about the [previous] messengers.
35 And if their evasion is difficult for you, then if you are able to seek a tunnel into the earth or a stairway into the sky to bring them a sign, [then do so].
But if Allāh had willed, He would have united them upon guidance.
So never be of the ignorant.
36 Only those who hear will respond.
But the dead – Allāh will resurrect them; then to Him they will be returned.
Koran 6:33-36
Here’s my improved version:
6:33 Muhammad as “We” (Jibril) comforts Muhammad.
34 Jibril, Muhammad and Allah forget about Abrogation, divorce and food laws that were repeatedly changed in Mo’s Koran.
35 Jibril boasts about a tunnel into the earth. What resides under the earth, but Hell/Fire in Muhammad’s mythology? So why is Jibril boasting about a sign from Hell/Fire? This down and up confirms that Muhammad, Jibril and Allah thought the Earth was flat and not a sphere. Muhammad was a flat earther.
Notice the inaction of Allah outside of Muhammad.
36 Notice the word: “hear”. Words on paper in a Koran aren’t heard; they’re read.
No resurrection in 1400 years.
Qur’an 6:33-36
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 