Qur’an 6:12-16

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

6:12 Say, “To whom belongs whatever is in the heavens and earth?”

Say, “To Allāh.”

He has decreed upon Himself mercy.

He will surely assemble you for the Day of Resurrection, about which there is no doubt.

Those who will lose themselves [that Day] do not believe.

13 And to Him belongs that which reposes by night and by day, and He is the Hearing, the Knowing.

14 Say, “Is it other than Allāh I should take as a protector, Creator of the heavens and earth, while it is He who feeds and is not fed?”

Say, [O Muḥammad], “Indeed, I have been commanded to be the first [among you] who submit [to Allāh] and [was commanded], ‘Do not ever be of the polytheists.'”

15 Say, “Indeed I fear, if I should disobey my Lord, the punishment of a tremendous Day.”

16 He from whom it is averted that Day – [Allāh] has granted him mercy.

And that is the clear attainment.

Koran 6:12-16

Here’s my improved version:

6:12 Muhammad has trouble with rhetorical questions.

13 What “reposes by night and by day”?

14 Muhammad has trouble with rhetorical questions.

15 Muhammad quoted by Allah, far better than the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah, right?

16 He? Notice the sexism. Muhammad could have used “Those” and “them” instead of “He” and “him”.

Qur’an 6:12-16

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.