Qur’an 6:7-11

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

6:7 And even if We had sent down to you, [O Muḥammad], a written scripture on a page and they touched it with their hands, the disbelievers would say, “This is not but obvious magic.”

8 And they say, “Why was there not sent down to him an angel?”

But if We had sent down an angel, the matter would have been decided; then they would not be reprieved.

9 And if We had made him [i.e., the messenger] an angel, We would have made him [appear as] a man, and We would have covered them with that in which they cover themselves [i.e., confusion and doubt].

10 And already were messengers ridiculed before you, but those who mocked them were enveloped by that which they used to ridicule.

11 Say, “Travel through the land; then observe how was the end of the deniers.”

Koran 6:7-11

Here’s my improved version:

6:7 “We”, Jibril or Muhammad, talks to Muhammad. So this is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah.

Muhammad didn’t know that Moses had stone tablets written by YHWH, the Decalogue, not a “written scripture on a page”.

The perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah quoting Muhammad’s tribe: “This is not but obvious magic.”

8 The perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah quoting Muhammad’s tribe: “Why was there not sent down to him an angel?”

So Jibril isn’t an angel? Perhaps he was a demon? Or a nightmare?

9 Muhammad’s tribe eventually worked out he was a false prophet and stoned him.

10 Muhammad whines to himself.

11 Muhammad reminds himself to tell his opponents to metaphorically go to hell with “say”.

Qur’an 6:7-11

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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