A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
6:1 [All] praise is [due] to Allāh, who created the heavens and the earth and made the darkness and the light.
Then those who disbelieve equate [others] with their Lord.
2 It is He who created you from clay and then decreed a term and a specified time [known] to Him; then [still] you are in dispute.
3 And He is Allāh, [the only deity] in the heavens and the earth.
He knows your secret and what you make public, and He knows that which you earn.
Koran 6:1-3
Here’s my improved version:
6:1 No praise is due to Allah, as Muhammad the flat earther is Allah.
Muhammad redefines, so showing he didn’t know about atheists.
2 Allah didn’t create anything. He’s a creation, an idol. Your life’s ending is mostly your choice to stay living.
3 A real god would be outside “the heavens and the earth”.
Omniscience is easier to say.
Qur’an 6:1-3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 