A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:119 Allāh will say, “This is the Day when the truthful will benefit from their truthfulness.”
For them are gardens [in Paradise] beneath which rivers flow, wherein they will abide forever, Allāh being pleased with them, and they with Him.
That is the great attainment.
120 To Allāh belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth and whatever is within them.
And He is over all things competent.
Koran 5:119-120
Here’s my improved version:
5:119 Allah quotes himself in the future – which will never happen, as the quote is nonsensical.
No gardens, no Paradise, no rivers, no abiding. Allah is imaginary and Muslims are deluded by the lies of Muhammad the Mad.
120 Here’s how Allah AKA Muhammad should have said it: “Allah created all.”
Muhammad calling Allah “competent” shows that Allah is imaginary and Muhammad incompetent, a liar.
Qur’an 5:119-120
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
