A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
5:106 O you who have believed, testimony [should be taken] among you when death approaches one of you at the time of bequest – [that of] two just men from among you or two others from outside if you are traveling through the land and the disaster of death should strike you.
Detain them after the prayer and let them both swear by Allāh if you doubt [their testimony, saying], “We will not exchange it [i.e., our oath] for a price [i.e., worldly gain], even if he should be a near relative, and we will not withhold the testimony of [i.e., ordained by] Allāh. Indeed, we would then be of the sinful.”
107 But if it is found that those two were guilty of sin [i.e., perjury], let two others stand in their place [who are] foremost [in claim] from those who have a lawful right.
And let them swear by Allāh, “Our testimony is truer than their testimony, and we have not transgressed. Indeed, we would then be of the wrongdoers.”
108 That is more likely that they will give testimony according to its [true] objective, or [at least] they would fear that [other] oaths might be taken after their oaths.
And fear Allāh and listen [i.e., obey Him]; and Allāh does not guide the defiantly disobedient people.
Koran 5:106-108
Here’s my improved version:
5:106 Make a will. If no will, divide what remains with the agreement of the close relatives.
Note that slaves should be freed and not taken or purchased.
107 Let your yes be yes and your no be not.
108 Allah is not a witness. Thus Allah is imaginary, fictional and false. So Muhammad, Koran and Islam are false.
Qur’an 5:106-108
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 