A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
O you who have believed, upon you is [responsibility for] yourselves.
Those who have gone astray will not harm you when you have been guided.
To Allāh is your return all together; then He will inform you of what you used to do.
Koran 5:105
Here’s my improved version:
You are responsible for yourself, your spouse, children, property and possessions.
You never came from Allah and aren’t going to Allah.
Allah is dust with Muhammad.
Qur’an 5:105
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
