A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
They ask you, [O Muḥammad], what has been made lawful for them.
Say, “Lawful for you are [all] good foods and [game caught by] what you have trained of hunting animals1 which you train as Allāh has taught you. So eat of what they catch for you, and mention the name of Allāh upon it, and fear Allāh.”
Indeed, Allāh is swift in account.
Koran 5:4
Here’s my improved version:
Check with your local fishing and game management authorities before going fishing or hunting.
Qur’an 5:4
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 