A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Prohibited to you are dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allāh, and [those animals] killed by strangling or by a violent blow or by a head-long fall or by the goring of horns, and those from which a wild animal has eaten, except what you [are able to] slaughter [before its death], and those which are sacrificed on stone altars, and [prohibited is] that you seek decision through divining arrows.
That is grave disobedience.
This day those who disbelieve have despaired of [defeating] your religion; so fear them not, but fear Me.
This day I have perfected for you your religion and completed My favor upon you and have approved for you Islām as religion.
But whoever is forced by severe hunger with no inclination to sin – then indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 5:3
Here’s my improved version:
Use the services of a butcher and fishmonger. Muhammad was incompetent.
Divining arrows are nonsense. Muhammad was unable to actually say this. Instead, he forbids the practise.
Who is “I” to say that Islam is perfect, when there’s over 100 chapters of the Koran still to come?
Obviously “I” is a liar and too stupid to realise that he added, “But whoever is forced by severe hunger with no inclination to sin – then indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful” after he said: “This day I have perfected for you your religion and completed My favor upon you and have approved for you Islām as religion.”
Thus you know Allah is Muhammad, Koran and Islam are false.
Qur’an 5:3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 