A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:137 Indeed, those who have believed then disbelieved, then believed then disbelieved, and then increased in disbelief – never will Allāh forgive them, nor will He guide them to a way.
138 Give tidings to the hypocrites that there is for them a painful punishment – 139 Those who take disbelievers as allies instead of the believers.
Do they seek with them honor [through power]?
But indeed, honor belongs to Allāh entirely.
140 And it has already come down to you in the Book [i.e., the Qur’ān] that when you hear the verses of Allāh [recited], they are denied [by them] and ridiculed; so do not sit with them until they enter into another conversation.
Indeed, you would then be like them.
Indeed, Allāh will gather the hypocrites and disbelievers in Hell all together –
Koran 4:137-140
Here’s my improved version:
4:137 Muhammad doesn’t like flip-flopping Muslims.
138 That painful punishment never happened. Muhammad was a liar.
139 Hypocrites were never punished by Allah.
140 Allah never sent Qur’an. People were right to mock Muhammad for his obvious stupidity. It’s obvious that imaginary Allah has done nothing for 1400 years.
Note the dash, showing this passage is incomplete.
Qur’an 4:137-140
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 