A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:105 Indeed, We have revealed to you, [O Muḥammad], the Book in truth so you may judge between the people by that which Allāh has shown you.
And do not be for the deceitful an advocate.
106 And seek forgiveness of Allāh.
Indeed, Allāh is ever Forgiving and Merciful.
107 And do not argue on behalf of those who deceive themselves.
Indeed, Allāh loves not one who is a habitually sinful deceiver.
108 They conceal [their evil intentions and deeds] from the people, but they cannot conceal [them] from Allāh, and He is with them [in His knowledge] when they spend the night in such as He does not accept of speech.
And ever is Allāh, of what they do, encompassing.
109 Here you are – those who argue on their behalf in [this] worldly life – but who will argue with Allāh for them on the Day of Resurrection, or who will [then] be their representative?
Koran 4:105-109
Here’s my improved version:
4:105 At best Muhammad left the perfect Qur’an with the perfect words of perfect Allah behind him in the dark cave, unable to read it. Such incompetence on the part of Muhammad and Allah shows Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (friends) and Islam is false.
106 Allah doesn’t forgive and isn’t merciful. Allah is merely an idol that does nothing.
107 Allah doesn’t love.
108 Allah does nothing.
109 1400 years have passed. The ones who argued are long dead, dust in the desert like Muhammad. Muhammad will not represent them, ever.
Qur’an 4:105-109
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 