A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:103 And when you have completed the prayer, remember Allāh standing, sitting, or [lying] on your sides.
But when you become secure, re-establish [regular] prayer.
Indeed, prayer has been decreed upon the believers a decree of specified times.
104 And do not weaken in pursuit of the enemy.
If you should be suffering – so are they suffering as you are suffering, but you expect from Allāh that which they expect not.
And Allāh is ever Knowing and Wise.
Koran 4:103-104
Here’s my improved version:
4:103 Before you start a prayer to Allah, remember Allah is imaginary.
You can remember Allah is imaginary in most postures.
104 Muhammad loved it when his Muslims worshipped him.
Qur’an 4:103-104
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 