A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
O you who have believed, obey Allāh and obey the Messenger and those in authority among you.
And if you disagree over anything, refer it to Allāh and the Messenger, if you should believe in Allāh and the Last Day.
That is the best [way] and best in result.
Koran 4:59
Here’s my improved version:
How does one obey Muhammad when he’s dead for 1400 years?
How does one obey Allah, when his prophet has been dead for 1400 years?
The death of both Muhammad and Allah shows Islam is dead for 1400 years.
Qur’an 4:59
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 