A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
4:34 Men are in charge of women by [right of] what Allāh has given one over the other and what they spend [for maintenance] from their wealth.
So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in [the husband’s] absence what Allāh would have them guard.
But those [wives] from whom you fear arrogance – [first] advise them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and [finally], strike them [lightly].
But if they obey you [once more], seek no means against them.
Indeed, Allāh is ever Exalted and Grand.
Koran 4:34
Here’s my improved version:
4:34 Assault is evil, no matter who you strike.
Qur’an 4:34
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 