A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:137 Similar situations [as yours] have passed on before you, so proceed throughout the earth and observe how was the end of those who denied.
138 This [Qur’ān] is a clear statement to [all] the people and a guidance and instruction for those conscious of Allāh.
139 So do not weaken and do not grieve, and you will be superior if you are [true] believers.
140 If a wound should touch you – there has already touched the [opposing] people a wound similar to it.
And these days [of varying conditions] We alternate among the people so that Allāh may make evident those who believe and [may] take to Himself from among you martyrs – and Allāh does not like the wrongdoers – 141 And that Allāh may purify the believers [through trials] and destroy the disbelievers.
142 Or do you think that you will enter Paradise while Allāh has not yet made evident those of you who fight in His cause and made evident those who are steadfast?
143 And you had certainly wished for death [i.e., martyrdom] before you encountered it, and you have [now] seen it [before you] while you were looking on.
Koran 3:137-143
Here’s my improved version:
3:137 Muhammad’s speech to Muslims who suffered losses in the battle of Uhud. Muhammad tells those with objections to F… off.
138 The timeless words of a dead man, to men who are long dead.
139 Encouraging their attacks upon the innocent.
140 If you’re hurt, they’ll be hurt too! Surely! Totally believe me!
141 Your pain is purification.
142 Your death is proof of
Muhammad’sAllah’s hate for you!143 You really did want to die by becoming my Muslim slaves! Now become my, sorry, Allah’s martyrs!
Qur’an 3:137-143
Yeah, this really is a speech by Muhammad during the battle of Uhud. It’s obviously not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah.
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 