A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:130 O you who have believed, do not consume usury, doubled and multiplied, but fear Allāh that you may be successful.
131 And fear the Fire, which has been prepared for the disbelievers.
132 And obey Allāh and the Messenger that you may obtain mercy.
133 And hasten to forgiveness from your Lord and a garden [i.e., Paradise] as wide as the heavens and earth, prepared for the righteous 134 Who spend [in the cause of Allāh] during ease and hardship and who restrain anger and who pardon the people – and Allāh loves the doers of good;
135 And those who, when they commit an immorality or wrong themselves [by transgression], remember Allāh and seek forgiveness for their sins – and who can forgive sins except Allāh? – and [who] do not persist in what they have done while they know.
136 Those – their reward is forgiveness from their Lord and gardens beneath which rivers flow [in Paradise], wherein they will abide eternally; and excellent is the reward of the [righteous] workers.
Koran 3:130-136
Here’s my improved version:
3:130 Food is produced by usury.
131 Fire is imaginary, like Allah.
132 Obeying Allah and Muhammad shows that Allah is Muhammad.
133 The Paradise is imaginary, like Allah.
134 Spending for Allah shows Allah has nothing and is nothing.
135 If you sin against someone, ask their forgiveness.
136 Paradise is imaginary. Muhammad doesn’t pay.
Qur’an 3:130-136
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 