A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:126 And Allāh made it not except as [a sign of] good tidings for you and to reassure your hearts thereby.
And victory is not except from Allāh, the Exalted in Might, the Wise – 127 That He might cut down a section of the disbelievers or suppress them so that they turn back disappointed.
128 Not for you, [O Muḥammad, but for Allāh], is the decision whether He should [cut them down] or forgive them or punish them, for indeed, they are wrongdoers.
129 And to Allāh belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth.
He forgives whom He wills and punishes whom He wills.
And Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 3:126-129
Here’s my improved version:
3:126 Muhammad as Allah talks to Muhammad.
127 Muhammad as Allah talks to Muhammad, continued.
128 Muhammad as Allah talks to Muhammad, again.
129 Allah owns nothing. Examine the clothes you own.
Allah never forgives and never punishes.
Allah never forgives and never punishes, again.
Qur’an 3:126-129
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 