A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:18 Allah witnesses that there is no deity except Him, and [so do] the angels and those of knowledge – [that He is] maintaining [creation] in justice.
There is no deity except Him, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
19 Indeed, the religion in the sight of Allah is Islām.
And those who were given the Scripture did not differ except after knowledge had come to them – out of jealous animosity between themselves.
And whoever disbelieves in the verses of Allah, then indeed, Allah is swift in [taking] account.
20 So if they argue with you, say, “I have submitted myself to Allah [in Islām], and [so have] those who follow me.”
And say to those who were given the Scripture and [to] the unlearned, “Have you submitted yourselves?”
And if they submit [in Islām], they are rightly guided; but if they turn away – then upon you is only the [duty of] notification.
And Allah is Seeing of [His] servants.
Koran 3:18-20
Here’s my improved version:
3:18 Allah is imaginary.
19 The sight of Allah is blind.
The Jews of Muhammad’s time knew Muhammad was false.
20 The servants of Allah are Muhammad’s servants.
What do Allah and Muhammad need servants for?
Muhammad is dead, Allah is imaginary.
Qur’an 3:18-20
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 