A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
3:16 Those who say, “Our Lord, indeed we have believed, so forgive us our sins and protect us from the punishment of the Fire,”
17 The patient, the true, the obedient, those who spend [in the way of Allah], and those who seek forgiveness before dawn.
Koran 3:16-17
Here’s my improved version:
3:16 – inary.
Unlike imaginary Allah, dead Muhammad and thousands of Islamic scholars, I can and do complete my sentences.
17 Absolute time is imaginary. See Einstein and General Relativity.
Qur’an 3:16-17
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 