A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:270 And whatever you spend of expenditures or make of vows – indeed, Allah knows of it.
And for the wrongdoers there are no helpers.
271 If you disclose your charitable expenditures, they are good; but if you conceal them and give them to the poor, it is better for you, and He will remove from you some of your misdeeds [thereby].
And Allah, of what you do, is [fully] Aware.
Koran 2:270-271
Here’s my improved version:
2:270 Give charity. Don’t boast about charity.
271 Your charity shows you care more than dead Allah and Muhammad.
Qur’an 2:270-271
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 