A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:262 Those who spend their wealth in the way of Allah and then do not follow up what they have spent with reminders [of it] or [other] injury will have their reward with their Lord, and there will be no fear concerning them, nor will they grieve.
263 Kind speech and forgiveness are better than charity followed by injury.
And Allah is Free of need and Forbearing.
264 O you who have believed, do not invalidate your charities with reminders [of it] or injury as does one who spends his wealth [only] to be seen by the people and does not believe in Allah and the Last Day.
His example is like that of a [large] smooth stone upon which is dust and is hit by a downpour that leaves it bare.
They are unable [to keep] anything of what they have earned.
And Allah does not guide the disbelieving people.
Koran 2:262-264
Here’s my improved version:
2:262 Spend money on imaginary Allah and you waste it on dead Muhammad.
263 Don’t beat Muhammad – he’s dead.
264 Keep your money invested wisely, where it returns interest instead of wasting it on Muhammad.
Qur’an 2:262-264
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 