A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:221 And do not marry polytheistic women until they believe.
And a believing slave woman is better than a polytheist, even though she might please you.
And do not marry polytheistic men [to your women] until they believe.
And a believing slave is better than a polytheist, even though he might please you.
Those invite [you] to the Fire, but Allah invites to Paradise and to forgiveness, by His permission.
And He makes clear His verses [i.e., ordinances] to the people that perhaps they may remember.
Koran 2:221
Here’s my improved version:
2:221 Man and woman marry as one family, one joins one into oneness, this is Tawhid (unity)!
Slavery is evil. Slavery is abolished. Free all slaves!
Allah can’t write. Neither did Muhammad, officially. Who is more powerful than Allah? Literate humans, or most people.
Qur’an 2:221
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
