A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:219 They ask you about wine and gambling.
Say, “In them is great sin and [yet, some] benefit for people. But their sin is greater than their benefit.”
And they ask you what they should spend.
Say, “The excess [beyond needs].”
Thus Allah makes clear to you the verses [of revelation] that you might give thought 220 To this world and the Hereafter.
And they ask you about orphans.
Say, “Improvement for them is best. And if you mix your affairs with theirs – they are your brothers. And Allah knows the corrupter from the amender. And if Allah had willed, He could have put you in difficulty. Indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.”
Koran 2:219-220
Here’s my improved version:
2:219 Wine, gambling, spending, orphans. Surely each deserves a verse by itself?
220 Muhammad ran out of space, in an infinite universe.
Qur’an 2:219-220
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 