A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:148 For each [religious following] is a [prayer] direction toward which it faces.
So race to [all that is] good.
Wherever you may be, Allah will bring you forth [for judgement] all together.
Indeed, Allah is over all things competent.
149 So from wherever you go out [for prayer, O Muḥammad], turn your face toward al-Masjid al-Ḥarām, and indeed, it is the truth from your Lord.
And Allah is not unaware of what you do.
150 And from wherever you go out [for prayer], turn your face toward al-Masjid al-Ḥarām.
And wherever you [believers] may be, turn your faces toward it in order that the people will not have any argument against you, except for those of them who commit wrong; so fear them not but fear Me.
And [it is] so I may complete My favor upon you and that you may be guided, [Note the comma and incomplete sentence.]
Koran 2:148-150
Here’s my improved version:
2:148 In Judaism and in Christianity, prayer direction doesn’t matter, as their god is omniscient. Muhammad’s ignorance is Allah’s ignorance, showing that Allah is Muhammad, imaginary, fictional, false.
149 Mecca is a pagan temple, made by polytheists, showing Islam is a polytheist religion.
150 Muhammad forgets his words – you’ll see more of this, showing Muhammad’s growing madness in his Koran.
Qur’an 2:148-150
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 