A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:126 And [mention] when Abraham said, “My Lord, make this a secure city and provide its people with fruits – whoever of them believes in Allah and the Last Day.”
[Allah] said, “And whoever disbelieves – I will grant him enjoyment for a little; then I will force him to the punishment of the Fire, and wretched is the destination.”
127 And [mention] when Abraham was raising the foundations of the House and [with him] Ishmael, [saying], “Our Lord, accept [this] from us. Indeed, You are the Hearing, the Knowing. 128 Our Lord, and make us Muslims [in submission] to You and from our descendants a Muslim nation [in submission] to You. And show us our rites [of worship] and accept our repentance. Indeed, You are the Accepting of Repentance, the Merciful.[“]
Koran 2:126-128
Here’s my improved version:
2:126 The people of Petra, the Nabateans, the Quraysh, Muhammad’s tribe, made Petra their own, not Allah.
127 They were always pagan, until Muhammad invaded and forced them all to be Muslim and destroyed them all.
128 The rituals Muslims perform in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, are pagan rituals for worshipping the planets and year.
Qur’an 2:126-128
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 