Qur’an 2:108

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:108 Or do you intend to ask your Messenger as Moses was asked before?

And whoever exchanges faith for disbelief has certainly strayed from the soundness of the way.

Koran 2:108

Here’s my improved version:

2:108 Muhammad is long dead. How can we ask him anything, like what kind of tea would he like to drink?

And would Muhammad like some macaroons?

Qur’an 2:108

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.