A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:104 O you who have believed, say not [to Allah’s Messenger], “Rāʿinā”
but say, “Unẓurnā” and listen.
And for the disbelievers is a painful punishment.
105 Neither those who disbelieve from the People of the Scripture [i.e., the Jews and Christians] nor the polytheists wish that any good should be sent down to you from your Lord.
But Allah selects for His mercy whom He wills, and Allah is the possessor of great bounty.
Koran 2:104-105
Here’s my improved version:
2:104 A god that can’t speak (and listen) in every language is false.
Muhammad’s Allah demands you speak in Muhammad’s language.
105 Allah has no good and has no bounty and has no mercy. Allah is imaginary.
See for yourself that there’s no water in the sky.
Qur’an 2:104-105
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 