A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:99 And We have certainly revealed to you verses [which are] clear proofs, and no one would deny them except the defiantly disobedient.
100 Is it not [true] that every time they took a covenant a party of them threw it away?
But, [in fact], most of them do not believe.
101 And when a messenger from Allah came to them confirming that which was with them, a party of those who had been given the Scripture threw the Scripture of Allah [i.e., the Torah] behind their backs as if they did not know [what it contained].
102 And they followed [instead] what the devils had recited during the reign of Solomon.
It was not Solomon who disbelieved, but the devils disbelieved, teaching people magic and that which was revealed to the two angels at Babylon, Hārūt and Mārūt.
But they [i.e., the two angels] do not teach anyone unless they say, “We are a trial, so do not disbelieve [by practicing magic].”
And [yet] they learn from them that by which they cause separation between a man and his wife.
But they do not harm anyone through it except by permission of Allah.
And they [i.e., people] learn what harms them and does not benefit them.
But they [i.e., the Children of Israel] certainly knew that whoever purchased it [i.e., magic] would not have in the Hereafter any share.
And wretched is that for which they sold themselves, if they only knew.
103 And if they had believed and feared Allah, then the reward from Allah would have been [far] better, if they only knew.
Koran 2:99-103
Here’s my improved version:
2:99 Muhammad confirms Torah.
100 Allah is imaginary.
101 Harut and Marut are imaginary. They are not prophets of Allah. Zoroastrianism is false, just like Islam is false.
102 Witchcraft is imaginary.
103 Lying is wrong.
Qur’an 2:99-103
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 