Koran 37:75-82

37:75 And Noah had certainly called Us, and [We are] the best of responders.

76 And We saved him and his family from the great affliction.

77 And We made his descendants those remaining [on the earth]

78 And left for him [favorable mention] among later generations: 79 “Peace upon Noah among the worlds.”

80 Indeed, We thus reward the doers of good.

81 Indeed, he was of Our believing servants.

82 Then We drowned the others [i.e., disbelievers].

Koran 37:75-82

Muhammad commits shirk with: “We”, “Us” or “Our”, placing Allah as a companion to himself, showing that Allah is incoherent, imaginary, and fictional, and so Islam is incoherent with monotheism, thus Islam is contradictory and false.

Noah didn’t call Allah. He and his family worshipped YHWH. Remember, the flood? Where would the idols and Kaaba go? Underwater?

Muhammad claims that “We” is “best of responders” – but doesn’t realise this means there are others, who aren’t as good as Allah at “responding”. Let’s test Allah, the “best of responders” with:

Allah, please let me know which of the many stories of Noah in the Koran is the right one?

Me, asking the “best of responders”

Nothing happened, which is entirely appropriate with Allah being an idol and imaginary:

Muhammad forgot the Ark, and the animals and forgot what the flood was with: “the great affliction” – a flood is not an affliction.

Muhammad claims there’s favourable mention of Noah, and that’s in the Torah and Bible, where there’s nothing like: “Peace upon Noah among the worlds.” This sentence is a local idiom of Muhammad. We also live in only one world. Noah is not blessed with peace from the little green men on Mars or by Elon Musk.

Muhammad gets the order wrong: “Then We drowned the others [i.e., disbelievers].” Muhammad also forgot all the animals. Obviously, this is done for effect, rather than accuracy, showing Muhammad’s recollection is a corrupt retelling with corrupt variation, and showing that Muhammad was a liar.

For more, see: Story of Noah.

Obviously, there’s no need to repeat the story of Noah. All that’s needed is one definitive story, confirming Allah’s oneness, instead of a dozen variations in Muhammad’s Koran.

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.