Koran 37:1-5

37:1 By those [angels] lined up in rows 2 And those who drive [the clouds] 3 And those who recite the message, 4 Indeed, your God is One, 5 Lord of the heavens and the earth and that between them and Lord of the sunrises.

Koran 37:1-5

Note the additions by the translators, naming the “angels” and “clouds” – they’re not in the original Arabic.

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad lied: “[to Allah] belongs”, “Allah created”, “Allah knows”, “dominion”, “Lord over” or “Lord of” “the heavens and the earth”. Obviously, Allah doesn’t create, own, know, have, or have dominion over the heavens and the earth, because our Earth is IN the universe and is always a part of the universe, not separate from the “heavens”. These phrases show that Muhammad was describing what was above, “heavens” and what was below, “earth”, which is a Flat Earth worldview. Thus, Allah is imaginary, fictional, and false, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad swears by angels, trying to make himself seem more impressive. What real god needs to swear by his creation, the angels? I’ll rewrite the passage as it is from a real Allah to show how stupid Muhammad is:

37:1 I, Allah, swear by my created angels lined up in rows in front of me 2 And, I, Allah swear by my created angels who drive the clouds for me 3 And I, Allah swear by my created angels who recite the message to Muhammad, 4, that indeed, I, Allah, are one god! 5…

Allah swearing Koran 37:1-5

Simply put, if this passage is by Allah, this would do

37:1 I am Allah. My will drives the clouds. My angel recites my message to my prophet, Muhammad,…

Koran 37:1-5 by Allah

So, because Muhammad is speaking, instead of Allah, you know this passage of the Koran comes from Muhammad, not from Allah. Muhammad boasts and forgets he’s supposed to be the second messenger in the chain after Jibril.

Notice that Muhammad declares Allah as “Lord of the sunrises”. What’s this about? It shows that Allah is a pagan god supreme, that has to do with worshipping nature, sunrise, sunset, moonrise, moonset, star-rise, and star-set. This is made clearer by other verses in Muhammad’s Koran, first with the sun:

[He is] Lord of the two sunrises and Lord of the two sunsets.

Koran 55:17

That refers to the summer and winter sunrises and sunsets, which are the two halves of each year. So Mo has forgotten to mention the sunsets. And of course, the sunrises and sunsets are imaginary, they’re just the one line of dawn and dusk that our Earth rotates through. Just imagine Muhammad getting that one line right with the one idol, Allah, hmmm?

Then the moon, planets and stars:

So I swear by the Lord of [all] risings and settings that indeed We are able…

Koran 70:40

Notice the missing part, about being lord of each day and night, 360 days in the year, 360 idols for each day of the year. Almost certainly the pagan Quraysh had Allah as lord over the 360 day/night idols, one for each day/night. That’s missing here, because of Muhammad rejecting polytheism.

You can also see here that Muhammad can’t keep his titles of Allah consistently the same. It’s the scholars of Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 37:1, that have to keep this straight and explain, poorly.

For more, see: Celebrate solstice sunrise at Stonehenge live online. Notice all the pagans there. Muhammad and his friends would fit in so well.

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.