Koran 33:35

Indeed, the Muslim men and Muslim women, the believing men and believing women, the obedient men and obedient women, the truthful men and truthful women, the patient men and patient women, the humble men and humble women, the charitable men and charitable women, the fasting men and fasting women, the men who guard their private parts and the women who do so, and the men who remember Allah often and the women who do so – for them Allah has prepared forgiveness and a great reward.

Koran 33:35

Notice the duplication and failed attempts at duplication, which I’ve underlined below:

Indeed,

the Muslim men and Muslim women,

the believing men and believing women,

the obedient men and obedient women,

the truthful men and truthful women,

the patient men and patient women,

the humble men and humble women,

the charitable men and charitable women,

the fasting men and fasting women,

the men who guard their private parts and the women who do so, and

the men who remember Allah often and the women who do so

– for them Allah has prepared forgiveness and a great reward.

Koran 33:35

To make it more clear:

the men who guard their private parts and the women who do so, and

the men who remember Allah often and the women who do so

Excerpt, Koran 33:35

Logically, these two phrases should be:

the men who guard their private parts and the women who guard their private parts, and

the men who remember Allah often and the women who remember Allah often

Corrected excerpt, Koran 33:35

This is obviously a mistake, which I’ve trivially corrected for Allah and Muhammad. This shows that I’m better than Allah and Muhammad, and, as I’m merely mortal, this shows that Allah is Muhammad and Muhammad is Allah.

But worse, this long passage can be trivially rephrased to make it far more clearer, like this:

Indeed, the Muslims are men and women, who believe in Allah, and are obedient, truthful, patient, humble, charitable, fasting, clothed and remember Allah – for them Allah has prepared forgiveness and a great reward.

Rewritten Koran 33:35

As you can see, this rewritten passage is easier to understand and applies equally well to Muslim men and women. I also changed “guard their private parts” to “clothed”. After all no Muslim man or woman actually does this – they wear clothes.

Also, note the reward is “a great reward”. In the previous passage, the reward was doubled. Is a “great reward” the same as “doubled”? Whatever, we know it was a lie, as Muhammad is dust in the desert and not enjoying any reward, single, double or great.

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.