Koran 9:94-96

9:94 They will make excuses to you when you have returned to them.

Say, “Make no excuse – never will we believe you. Allah has already informed us of your news. And Allah will observe your deeds, and [so will] His Messenger; then you will be taken back to the Knower of the unseen and the witnessed, and He will inform you of what you used to do.”

95 They will swear by Allah to you when you return to them that you would leave them alone.

So leave them alone; indeed they are evil; and their refuge is Hell as recompense for what they had been earning.

96 They swear to you so that you might be satisfied with them.

But if you should be satisfied with them – indeed, Allah is not satisfied with a defiantly disobedient people.

Koran 9:94-96

Muhammad Allah commands Muhammad to: “Say” or “Recite”. This means that this passage is addressed to Muhammad, not to all people. Thus, this passage can’t be in the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. As it is addressed to Muhammad, in his time and place, his context, this also means that this passage is locked to Muhammad’s context and can’t be in the context-free, perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah with all its perfect words. Thus, this passage is part of Muhammad’s recitation, Muhammad’s Koran, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are incoherent and false, meaning Allah is incoherent, imaginary, fictional, and false.

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Notice that according to Muhammad, those who:

“swear by Allah…”

Except, Koran 9:94-96

Are those who are:

evil; and their refuge is Hell as recompense for what they had been earning.

Except, Koran 9:94-96

Strong condemnation from Allah, Jibril and Muhammad shows that swearing is a clue someone lies.

Of course, Muhammad and these liars and hypocrites are all long dead. None enjoy Paradise or Fire. No reward or punishment for 1400 years, showing Allah is an idol, of no worth.

According to Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 9:94-96, the scholars have an independent revelation from Allah:

Allah said that when the believers go back to Al-Madinah, the hypocrites will begin apologizing to them.

Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 9:94-96

Obviously, the scholars of Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 9:94-96 are the next prophets of Allah, and they’re so modest about it. So if we’re to trust these next prophets of Allah, then this passage of the first prophet of Allah, otherwise known as Muhammad the Witness, is locked to Muhammad’s time and place, his context, which is “when the believers go back to Al-Madinah”. Thus showing that Allah is incoherent and false and that the scholars of Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 9:94-96 are demon-possessed or are just stupid.

Again, this passage is Muhammad whining, whining, whining about his Muslim bandits lying to him, in an evil religion that approves of lying. As it’s all about Muhammad, the best replacement is: “”, the empty sentence.