Koran 9:83

If Allah should return you to a faction of them [after the expedition] and then they ask your permission to go out [to battle], say, “You will not go out with me, ever, and you will never fight with me an enemy. Indeed, you were satisfied with sitting [at home] the first time, so sit [now] with those who stay behind.”

Koran 9:83

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad Allah commands Muhammad to: “Say” or “Recite”. This means that this passage is addressed to Muhammad, not to all people. Thus, this passage can’t be in the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. As it is addressed to Muhammad, in his time and place, his context, this also means that this passage is locked to Muhammad’s context and can’t be in the context-free, perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah with all its perfect words. Thus, this passage is part of Muhammad’s recitation, Muhammad’s Koran, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are incoherent and false, meaning Allah is incoherent, imaginary, fictional, and false.

Importantly note the big “If” right at the start, contradicting the notion of Islamic Fate. This passage shows that Muhammad isn’t reciting a passage from the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah, but is instead preparing a “canned” response for his time and place, his context, in the general form:

If condition, then Say “Response.”

According to Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 9:83, this is:

…in reference to the men who lagged behind from Tabuk battle,…

Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 9:83

Those men and Muhammad died long ago. Muhammad and Allah didn’t make this clear, yet the scholars of Tafsir did. Thus, Allah is shown to be incompetent, and thus incoherent, imaginary, fictional and false. That means that Muhammad, Islamic doctrine and Islam are false too. As such, the best replacement for this verse is: “”, the empty sentence.