Koran 7:188

Say, “I hold not for myself [the power of] benefit or harm, except what Allah has willed. And if I knew the unseen, I could have acquired much wealth, and no harm would have touched me. I am not except a warner and a bringer of good tidings to a people who believe.”

Koran 7:188

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Note that in this verse Muhammad is no longer a prophet. He claims only to be a warner.

But, Infidel, Muhammad is also a “bringer of good tidings”! Has Muhammad brought any good tidings to you?

But, but, Infidel, Muhammad brings good tidings in his Koran! Muhammad’s Koran?

But, but, but, Infidel, I meant Allah’s Koran! I see, so Muhammad doesn’t bring good tidings?

Infidel,… I,… So why are the words of Muhammad here, instead of the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah?

Infidel,… I,.. I,…

Santa Claus is a vastly superior bringer of good tidings, great cheer and gifts for all, even if imaginary! Humbug to silly and evil Muhammad, and Merry Christmas to all!

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.