Koran 6:130

“O company of jinn and mankind, did there not come to you messengers from among you, relating to you My verses and warning you of the meeting of this Day of yours?”

They will say, “We bear witness against ourselves”;

and the worldly life had deluded them, and they will bear witness against themselves that they were disbelievers.

Koran 6:130

Allah (voiced by Muhammad) speaks to all Jinn and Mankind with: “O company of jinn and mankind”, and the words of Allah (as voiced by Muhammad) are quoted by Muhammad. Such an obvious failure, when Muhammad’s Koran is supposedly a perfect copy of the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah.

Jinn messengers?

Note that the imperfect words of imperfect beings are quoted by Muhammad: “They will say, ‘We bear witness.'” Obviously, this is incoherent with the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. This means that this passage comes from Muhammad, not Allah, so making Islamic doctrine and Islam incoherent and false.

Worse, how are Allah’s words (as created by Muhammad) going to get to all the Jinn and to all humans, when they’re in Muhammad’s recitation, Muhammad’s Koran? Just think of all the problems the Saudi Arabian government is getting itself into, simply trying to deliver Muhammad’s Koran to invisible Jinn with no physical address that their couriers can deliver to.

But worse, what language do Jinn read? Naturally, the Saudi Arabian government needs to make sure that Muhammad’s recitation, Muhammad’s Koran, is translated appropriately into Jinn writing using black magic which is forbidden in Saudi Arabia,…

One of the first attempts:

Unfortunately, the early prototype black magic book failed as it didn’t pass customs review at Saudi Arabian customs. You know why, black magic – it’s forbidden in Saudi Arabia, by some fundamentalist religious authority. Plus of course, it was too dangerous because of the flammable nature of the book. You know, ISIS became interested in it, as a means of blowing up aircraft. This is the next attempt, reformulated in the language of flame:

When compiled into a photo book of flame effects, and made on plastic photo sheets, they had to be tested on Jinn:

Naturally, other methods have been tried:

Who created Jinn? Obviously Allah. Who created both? Muhammad. Who failed to create the messengers to warn the Jinn? Allah Muhammad. Pathetic. That kind of incompetence on the part of Allah shows Allah is not omniscient, not wise, and is instead foolish and stupid. Which is entirely in accord with Allah being played by Muhammad, the liar and deceiver. Which of course means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical, incoherent and false.

This nonsensical verse shows that Islamic doctrine and Islam are false. Allah is imaginary, fictional and false. Muhammad was a liar and stupid too. Thus the best replacement for this verse is: “”, the empty sentence.

Oh, and Jinn are imaginary too!