Koran 6:12-16

6:12 Say, “To whom belongs whatever is in the heavens and earth?”

Say, “To Allah.”

He has decreed upon Himself mercy. He will surely assemble you for the Day of Resurrection, about which there is no doubt.

Those who will lose themselves [that Day] do not believe

13 And to Him belongs that which reposes by night and by day, and He is the Hearing, the Knowing.

14 Say, “Is it other than Allah I should take as a protector, Creator of the heavens and the earth, while it is He who feeds and is not fed?”

Say, [O Muhammad], “Indeed, I have been commanded to be the first [among you] who submit [to Allah] and [was commanded], “Do not ever be of the polytheists.””

15 Say, “Indeed I fear, if I should disobey my Lord, the punishment of a tremendous Day.”

16 He from whom it is averted that Day – [Allah] has granted him mercy. And that is the clear attainment.

Koran 6:12-16

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad Allah tells Muhammad to: “Say” at least SIX times! As these are commands from Allah to Muhammad, these commands lock this passage to Muhammad’s time and place, his context, and his lifetime, and thus this passage can’t be in the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus this Koran, is Muhammad’s recitation, a creation of mere men, as it is.

Note the rhetorical question that Muhammad practised here: “To whom belongs whatever is in the heavens and earth?” and Muhammad tells himself to say, “To Allah.” If this was intended by Allah to address people, then this would be a better approach:

I, Allah, created all the universe, this solar system, the Sun, the Earth and the Moon! I, Allah, created all life, the insects, the birds, the animals, and you, all humans! I, Allah, taught you farming and butchery, so you can make your food. I, Allah, set the weather and water cycle into place. I, Allah, destroy all idols and false religions! Behold! Watch Mecca FALL!

Pretend Allah

And after that, Pretend Allah demolishes pagan Mecca and all the false stone idols, showing all his power. Of course, even Pretend Allah has problems, in that Pretend Allah lets false pagan cults deceive humans and does nothing until Muhammad comes along, and Allah needs to include a 3D video file showing the appearance of Allah and the destruction of pagan Mecca, to not limit the passage again to Muhammad’s time and place, his context. Here’s my trivial and pitiful effort to include a 2D video file, hosted on YouTube, which is insignificant compared to a real god’s effort:

But, Infidel, how would Muslims be able to memorise a 3D video file to transmit the perfect Qur’an through the ages and relate this 3D video file orally to each other? Well, that’s the point really, a holy text shouldn’t be able to be copied and altered by mere humans. Instead, it should be delivered by angels to every human at birth and on request by the human whenever needed, and with its inherent perfection being obvious to all, like, oh, say, the perfection of the universe, this Earth and life. Plus of course, this then makes many religions impossible.

As shown, the Pretend Allah does a better job of describing reality and actually does something about false polytheistic cults, that conclusively show their worthless nature. Thus the best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.