Koran 3:31-32

3:31 Say, [O Muhammad], “If you should love Allah, then follow me, [so] Allah will love you and forgive you your sins. And Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.”

32 Say, “Obey Allah and the Messenger.”

But if they turn away – then indeed, Allah does not like the disbelievers.

Koran 3:31-32

Note how Allah is referred to in the third person by Muhammad. Obviously, these are not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah.

Note how Muhammad is commanding himself to “Say”. Obviously, as we’re all not Muhammad, then these evil commands are not for us, as they’re not from perfect Allah.

But, Infidel, Muhammad meant to say these sentences! But he didn’t as shown here, by the words of Muhammad, not Allah.

But, but, Infidel, we’re supposed to obey Muhammad! But Muhammad is commanding Muhammad here, not us. Obviously, we should not obey the commands that Muhammad meant for Muhammad, as this is disobedience.

But, but, but, Infidel, we’re supposed to obey Allah! When you can find the commands of Allah, let me and everyone else know, O True Prophet of Allah. Obviously, the commands of Allah are not in this passage, as shown above.

But, but, but, but, Infidel, we’re supposed to love Allah and follow Muhammad! So why isn’t Allah telling us this? And worse, Muhammad is dead. So obviously we can’t follow Muhammad. As for loving Allah, well you can love who you want, but loving humans is far better.

But, but, but, but, but, Infidel, we’re supposed to obey Allah and Muhammad. But Muhammad is dead, and the perfect words from the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah aren’t in Muhammad’s Koran. Perhaps perfect Allah’s perfect Qur’an with all of Allah’s perfect words, unread by Muhammad, is still in the cave, perfectly preserved in their original perfect language and you can discover them! That would be perfect! Let me know when you find them!

So to sum up, Muhammad is practising his ability to command his Muslim bandits, probably to murder innocent people for Muhammad. Thus the best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.