Koran 3:26-27

3:26 Say, “O Allah, Owner of Sovereignty, You give sovereignty to whom You will and You take sovereignty away from whom You will. You honor whom You will and You humble whom You will. In Your hand is [all] good. Indeed, You are over all things competent. 27 You cause the night to enter the day, and You cause the day to enter the night; and You bring the living out of the dead, and You bring the dead out of the living. And You give provision to whom You will without account.”

Koran 3:26-27

Muhammad Allah commands Muhammad to: “Say” or “Recite”. This means that this passage is addressed to Muhammad, not to all people. Thus, this passage can’t be in the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. As it is addressed to Muhammad, in his time and place, his context, this also means that this passage is locked to Muhammad’s context and can’t be in the context-free, perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah with all its perfect words. Thus, this passage is part of Muhammad’s recitation, Muhammad’s Koran, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are incoherent and false, meaning Allah is incoherent, imaginary, fictional, and false.

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Why does perfect Allah need the words of mere mortals in his perfect words from his perfect Koran? A perfect god has no need for imperfect mortals to imperfectly recite words that the perfect god already knows perfectly. Only an imperfect person desiring worship, desiring to be respected and honoured, wanting to be divine, demands this.

But, Infidel, it’s Allah’s command to us, Muslims, to recite that to Allah! Why does Allah need to hear what he has already written to you? Has Allah,… forgotten? Obviously not, as he’s perfect, right?

But, but, Infidel, it’s Allah’s command to us, Muslims, to pray that (to Allah)! So again, why does Allah need to know what he’s already written? Has Allah,.. forgotten? Obviously not, as he’s perfect, right?

But, but, but, Infidel, we Muslims have to do it, I don’t know why! Let’s look closely at what Muhammad is commanding Muhammad to tell Allah: “Say, “O Allah…”. That’s very weird. Here’s how a perfect divine being could command worshipers that don’t know how:

Tell me about yourself. Speak to me as you wish.

Pretend Allah

Pretty easy right? After all, you as a person are in charge of yourself, and this gives you the opportunity to tell your god about yourself as an introduction and gives you blanket permission to speak to your god any time you want.

Now, look at the praise Muhammad is giving Allah. Is Allah so insecure that Allah needs Muhammad and Muslims giving him praise? Perhaps Allah has self-esteem issues from an abused childhood and needs counselling? A perfect god has no need for praise. After all, its accomplishments, all of creation, is evident to everyone, right? You can see creation, can’t you? Unless you’re going to tell me that all of this universe including yourself formed naturally through natural processes and gods are entirely imaginary and fictional, being created by false prophets like Muhammad? Which is self-defeating, right?

Muhammad lied: “Owner of Sovereignty, You give sovereignty to whom You will and You take sovereignty away from whom You will”. Sovereignty is:

Sovereignty is the full right and power of a governing body over itself, without any interference from outside sources or bodies. In political theory, sovereignty is a substantive term designating supreme authority over some polity.

Wikipedia, Sovereignty

Now consider, when Muhammad and his Muslim bandits were cast out of Mecca, and had to leave and “invited” themselves to live in Medina, who had sovereignty over Medina? Obviously, the Jews who were there. Who had sovereignty over Mecca? Obviously, the tribe that cast Muhammad out, the Quraysh. When Muhammad’s Muslim bandits attacked and defeated the Quraysh, obviously Muhammad took sovereignty over Mecca. Note that Allah was unable to change the sovereignty of Mecca and Medina by himself. Instead, the only power that Islam and Muhammad had, was the swords and spears of Muhammad’s Muslim bandits. So we see Muhammad is a liar and Allah is false.

Muhammad lied: “You honor whom You will and You humble whom You will”. Note that Muhammad was cast out by the Quraysh, the pagan tribe in charge of Mecca, and Muhammad’s bandits mocked him, and the Jews and Christians mocked Muhammad for his erroneous beliefs in Islam, and his obvious lies and bad copy-pasting of legends and stories. Obviously, Allah didn’t control these people, yet Muhammad was humbled several times in his life, and he obviously hated this humiliation. Thus we know that Muhammad is a liar.

Muhammad lied: “In Your hand is [all] good”. Yet, when Muhammad’s family needed food, as we saw earlier, according to Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 2:283, Muhammad pawned his shield to get food. No good and no grain came from Allah at all. Instead, Muhammad had to rely upon the Jew’s charity.

Muhammad lied: “You are over all things competent”. Yet, even this verse, which is supposedly perfect Allah’s perfect words in his perfect Qur’an is instead revealed to be Muhammad’s lies. That means that Allah is incompetent, that Allah is imaginary, and Muhammad is too stupid to realise this.

Muhammad describes the Flat Earth: “You cause the night to enter the day, and You cause the day to enter the night”. This is an unintentional lie by Muhammad, showing his belief that the Earth is flat. The Earth is round, rotating in the steady light of the Sun and tilted from the plane of its orbit around the Sun. As a consequence of Earth rotating into its own shadow, we have night and day through the temperate latitudes of Earth, and season long, “day” in summer and “night” in winter, at the poles. As a consequence of Earth’s orbit and tilt, we have seasons in the temperate latitudes, winter and summer in the poles, and rainy and dry seasons in the tropics.

Muhammad lied: “You bring the living out of the dead, and You bring the dead out of the living”. Note that these events never ever happen, ever. Instead, this is a repetition of the nonsense of Allah being the rain god, Baal.

But, Infidel, Muhammad meant like the plant from the seed and the seed from the plant! Both the seed and the plant are living. Neither are dead.

But, but, Infidel, Muhammad meant like the chicken from the egg and the egg from the chicken! Both the egg and the chicken are living. Neither are dead.

But, but, but, Infidel, Muhammad meant like the faithful from the disbeliever and the disbeliever from the faithful! Both the faithful and the disbeliever are living. Neither are dead.

But, but, but, but, Infidel, Muhammad meant the faithful are living and the disbelievers are dead. Like when ISIS, Taliban and other Islamic terrorist groups force living people to believe and behead unbelievers? So you’re agreeing that Muhammad and Islam promote terrorism now? Perhaps you need to rethink your objections?

Muhammad lied: “You give provision to whom You will”. Even Muhammad knows better than this, as it was his Muslim bandits that assaulted, robbed and stole from innocent people in innocent merchant caravans, and dragged the blood-stained loot back to camp for Muhammad to enjoy.

So you can tell from Muhammad’s nonsense, ignorance and lies, that the best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.