Picture this, Allah is there, in the blackness of the pit, his fallen angels surrounding him and his trusty messenger, Jibril, biting his left hand, as his magic pen writes on a solid stone tablet, with the best ink from Egypt:
1:1 In the name of Allāh, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.
2 [All] praise is [due] to Allāh, Lord of the worlds – 3 The Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful, 4 Sovereign of the Day of Recompense.
5 It is You we worship and You we ask for help.
6 Guide us to the straight path – 7 The path of those upon whom You have bestowed favor, not of those who have earned [Your] anger or of those who are astray.
Koran 1:1-7
Refutation: Koran 1.
I wonder where are the “worlds”? When is the first “day” coming? Where does the straight path come from? Where and who are the Jews (“anger”) and Christians (“astray”)? Also, where and who are the Muslims (“bestowed favor”)?
I’m sure you’ll agree that this prayer comes from Muhammad, as Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 8:24 reveals.
But, Infidel, that’s just a prayer! A prayer created by Muhammad and attached to the front of the written Koran by Muhammad’s scribes, who are obviously greater than Allah and his magic pen.
But, Infidel, that’s not the start of Allah’s revelation! OK:
Allah’s magic pen erases Muhammad’s prayer with its attached eraser (it’s called “Abrogater”) and starts again on the solid stone tablet:
96:1 Recite in the name of your Lord who created 2 Created man from a clinging substance.
3 Recite, and your Lord is the most Generous – 4 Who taught by the pen 5 Taught man that which he knew not.
Koran 96:1-5
Refutation: Koran 96:1-5.
Why chapter 96? You must ask the Muslim scribes who created the chapter and verse numbers.
But, Infidel, the magic pen doesn’t have an attached eraser?! It was abrogated.
While chewing on Allah’s left arm, Jibril pauses and asks, “What if Muhammad won’t read your words?”
Allah says nothing but dispatches Jibril deep into the future into the dark cave, where Muhammad repeatedly prays to his idol, Allah, for many days.
He used to go in seclusion (the cave of) Hira where he used to worship (Allah Alone) continuously for many (days) nights. He used to take with him the journey food for that (stay) and then come back to (his wife) Khadija to take his food like-wise again for another period to stay,…
Excerpt, Sahih al-Bukhari 6982
Jibril (Truth – you trust Aisha and Muhammad, right?) says, “Read!”
Muhammad lies and says: “I do not know how to read.”
Jibril can’t cope and attacks Muhammad.
Both forget they’re in a dark cave where reading is impossible without light, and Jibril forgot to bring the solid stone tablet for Muhammad to read, while Allah’s light can’t penetrate the cave’s darkness.
Muhammad runs back to his wife, Khadija, carrying the demon, Jibril, inside his head. Initially, Muhammad gives the demon one name, then later, changes the demon’s name to “Jibril”. Of course, the Jews of Muhammad’s time knew that Jibril wasn’t Gabriel from the Bible.
Does this seem like competence? Obviously not.
Muhammad was worried about his family, became mentally ill, and got infected by a demon. His “revelation” was:
…in the form of good righteous (true) dreams in his sleep. He never had a dream but that it came true like bright day light.
Excerpt, Sahih al-Bukhari 6982
Bright daylight.
Compare with his “uncle”, Waraqa:
[Waraqa] used to write the Arabic writing and used to write of the Gospels in Arabic as much as Allah wished him to write.
He was an old man and had lost his eyesight.
Excerpt, Sahih al-Bukhari 6982
Waraqa, blind, in the darkness of the night, the full moon fading out.
Who is “Allah”? Waraqa.
Waraqa is in the darkness with the magic pen, writing. Waraqa is Allah.
Who is the magic pen? Muhammad.
3 Recite, and your Lord is the most Generous – 4 Who taught by the pen 5 Taught man that which he knew not.
Koran 96:3-5
In this passage, Waraqa is the “Most Merciful” who taught the Qur’an or Bible, “created man” or sired Muhammad on his Quraysh mother, and, later, “taught him eloquence”.
55:1 The Most Merciful 2 Taught the Qur’ān, 3 Created man, 4 [And] taught him eloquence.
Koran 55:1-4
Ubadah b. al Samit said to his son:
Son! You will not get the taste of the reality of faith until you know that what has come to you could not miss you, and that what has missed you could not come to you.
I heard the Messenger of Allah say: The first thing Allah created was the pen.
He said to it: Write.
It asked: What should I write, my Lord?
He said: Write what was decreed about everything till the Last Hour comes.
Son! I heard the Messenger of Allah say: He who dies on something other than this does not belong to me.
Sunan Abi Dawud 4700
The Prophet said, “Then Jibril ascended with me to a place where I heard the creaking of pens.”
Sahih al-Bukhari 3342
The creaking of pens is the sound that scribes with pens make when writing. Muhammad knew this well enough to remember it.
He (the narrator) said that Allah’s Messenger said: “Bring me a shoulder blade and ink-pot (or tablet and inkpot), so that I write for you a document (by following which) you would never go astray.”
They said: Allah’s Messenger (may peace upon him) is in the state of unconsciousness.
Excerpt, Sahih Muslim 1637b
Muhammad’s tribe knew the truth, that Muhammad was literate:
And they say, “Legends of the former peoples which he has written down, and they are dictated to him morning and afternoon.”
Koran 25:5
Muhammad never denied this, showing he could and did write.
Then if they deny you, [O Muḥammad] – so were messengers denied before you, who brought clear proofs and written ordinances and the enlightening Scripture.
Koran 3:184
Note the corrupted repetition here.
And if they deny you – then already have those before them denied. Their messengers came to them with clear proofs and written ordinances and with the enlightening Scripture.
Koran 35:25
Why didn’t Muhammad produce written scriptures?
And even if We had sent down to you, [O Muḥammad], a written scripture on a page and they touched it with their hands, the disbelievers would say, “This is not but obvious magic.”
Koran 6:7
That’s because GOD writes on stone with his finger for Moses – showing that this hypothetical written scripture page would be an obvious forgery by the literate Muhammad. Worse, Muhammad lies:
Allāh has written [i.e., decreed], “I will surely overcome, I and My messengers.”
Indeed, Allāh is Powerful and Exalted in Might.
Koran 58:21
This hasn’t been written anywhere. Indeed, Allah is impotent and illiterate, like all stone idols.
2:200 And when you have completed your rites, remember Allah like your [previous] remembrance of your fathers or with [much] greater remembrance.
Koran 2:200
That’s the secret of Islam, Allah is Waraqa, Muhammad is the Pen, and Islam is about remembering Allah AKA Waraqa, Muhammad’s father, in the ancestor cult of Islam.
Another Opinion
Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
Koran Contradiction 