A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 18:100 And We will present Hell that Day to the disbelievers, on display - 101 Those whose eyes had been within a cover [removed] from My remembrance, and they were not able to hear. 102 Then do those who disbelieve think that they can take My… Continue reading Qur’an 18:100-102
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: [Read the story online.] Koran 18:83-99 Here’s my improved version: He of the two horns, Alexander the Great, a gay pagan, who worshipped idols - and he's supposedly a prophet of Islam, of Allah the idol, before Muhammad the First Muslim. Qur'an 18:83-99
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: [See the story online.] Koran 18:60-82 Here’s my improved version: How To Salt-Bake a Whole Fish. No need to blame Satan for your own incompetence. Qur'an 18:60-82
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 18:57 And who is more unjust than one who is reminded of the verses of his Lord but turns away from them and forgets what his hands have put forth? Indeed, We have placed over their hearts coverings, lest they understand it, and in their ears… Continue reading Qur’an 18:57-59
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 18:55 And nothing has prevented the people from believing when guidance came to them and from asking forgiveness of their Lord except that there [must] befall them the [accustomed] precedent of the former peoples or that the punishment should come [directly] before them. 56 And We… Continue reading Qur’an 18:55-56
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: And We have certainly diversified in this Qur’ān for the people from every [kind of] example; but man has ever been, most of anything, [prone to] dispute. Koran 18:54 Here’s my improved version: What is the Qur'an? The corrupt repetition by Muhammad from "every [kind of]… Continue reading Qur’an 18:54
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 18:52 And [warn of] the Day when He will say, "Call My 'partners' whom you claimed," and they will invoke them, but they will not respond to them. And We will put between them [a valley of] destruction. 53 And the criminals will see the Fire… Continue reading Qur’an 18:52-53
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: I did not make them witness to the creation of the heavens and the earth or to the creation of themselves, and I would not have taken the misguiders as assistants. Koran 18:51 Here’s my improved version: Satanic Verses. Qur'an 18:51
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: And [mention] when We said to the angels, "Prostrate to Adam," and they prostrated, except for Iblees. He was of the jinn and departed from [i.e., disobeyed] the command of his Lord. Then will you take him and his descendants as allies other than Me while… Continue reading Qur’an 18:50
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: 18:47 And [warn of] the Day when We will remove the mountains and you will see the earth exposed, and We will gather them and not leave behind from them anyone. 48 And they will be presented before your Lord in rows, [and He will say],… Continue reading Qur’an 18:47-49
Koran Contradiction 