A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad sells indulgences at: Koran 92:12-21 Here’s my improved version: This is a great sin, showing Muhammad was a false prophet. Qur'an 92:12-21
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad swears to tell the truth at: Koran 92:1-11 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad continues to lie. But, Infidel, the picture? Inflation. Qur'an 92:1-11
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad tells another story at: Koran 91:11-15 Here’s my improved version: The adventures of mad Muhammad and his she-camel. By the way, nothing happened. Mecca still exists. Qur'an 91:11-15
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad swears by creation at: Koran 91:1-10 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad continues to tell lies. Qur'an 91:1-10
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad continues to whine at: Koran 90:11-20 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad doesn't know what love is. Love one another. The Two Commandments Qur'an 90:11-20
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad swears, rants and raves at: Koran 90:1-10 Here’s my improved version: Muhammad swears by Mecca to tell the truth and then tells more lies. Qur'an 90:1-10
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad's lies are at: Koran 89:21-30 Here’s my improved version: Nothing happened. Muhammad enjoys nothing. He's dust in the desert. Qur'an 89:21-30
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad whines a lot: Koran 89:15-20 Here’s my improved version: The man is the ruler of Muhammad's tribe. Qur'an 89:15-20
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad swears to tell the truth, but continues to lie at: Koran 89:1-14 Here’s my improved version: The Koran is lies and nonsense. Qur'an 89:1-14
A Qur’an Like It. Here’s the Sahih International translation: Muhammad continues to lie at: Koran 88:17-26 Here’s my improved version: And then Muhammad reminds us: So remind, [O Muḥammad]; you are only a reminder. Muhammad shows he's not a prophet. Qur'an 88:17-26