What’s the Shahada in Islam? From Shahada in Wikipedia, there is:
The Shahadah is the first pillar of Islam.
The Quranist or ahl al-Quran shahadah comes from surah 3:18.
Shahada, Simple English Wikipedia
Here’s what Koran 3:18, has:
Allah witnesses that there is no deity except Him, and [so do] the angels and those of knowledge – [that He is] maintaining [creation] in justice. There is no deity except Him, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
Koran 3:18
So according to Muhammad, Allah says his shahada here. Note that to be a witness, one has to actually communicate that witness to someone else. Allah clearly doesn’t do that here as this passage is merely the vain assertion of Muhammad without proof evidence or confirmation from Allah. Let’s confirm this by asking Allah:
Allah, please tell us all your shahada, in English, or our native tongues, so everyone can know you really are the one god everyone should be worshipping, not Muhammad, Allah the idol and his three daughter idols, Al Lat, Al Uzza and Manat.
Me, asking Allah.
Note that nothing happened. So obviously Allah’s Shahada is false, and so Allah is false, as he’s not there to be a witness. Thus, Islam, Muhammad and the Koran are false.
But, Infidel, you have to be a believer, first! Well, perhaps you can ask Allah this, so we all can know for sure.
Notice especially that there’s no instruction for Muslims, or unbelievers, to instruct them. One has to infer this from “those of knowledge”. Obviously, I’m ignorant of this, and obviously, I can’t remember coming from Allah, thus I have no knowledge. So how does the Koran instruct the reader in the matter of the Shahada? When it only has the obviously false Shahada of Allah, which obviously comes from Muhammad?
The Wikipedia page goes on to add that there’s more, for the Sunni and the Shia Shahada:
Sunni Shahada
I bear witness that there is no god but God
And I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of God
Shahada, Simple English Wikipedia
Shia Shahada
I bear witness that there is no god but God
And I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of God
And I bear witness that Ali is the vicegerent of God
Shahada, Simple English Wikipedia
As to where these additions come from, obviously, they’re not from the Koran.
But, Infidel, how?! For example, for Shia, does the Koran mention Ali as being vicegerent? I could find no references to “Ali”, “viceregent” or “regent” in the Koran. For Sunni, the phrase: “And I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of God”, I could only find something related to Jesus and his disciples, which is obviously wrong, as Jesus and his disciples clearly never prayed to Allah or even went to Mecca to walk around the Kaaba 7 times to honour the 7 wandering stars, the planets. Perhaps my search engine is faulty? So the Sunni and Shia versions seem to be based on Islamic Sharia, and not the Koran. Thus, they’re created not by Allah, but by Muslim scholars. And of course, which one is right when they both contradict each other and the Koran?
But, Infidel, as the Shia and Sunni are wrong, you should ask Allah! The above request should be sufficient, don’t you think? Please ask Allah again, and notice that Allah does not reply.
But, Infidel, Allah replied to me and he told me MY shahada is RIGHT! So, are you the next prophet of Islam after the last prophet of Islam, Muhammad? Obviously not. Notice the failure of YOUR Allah in your head, to tell anyone else and the strange look you get from your fellow Muslims as they realise you are pretending to be the next prophet of Islam, after the LAST (false) prophet of Islam. You know, much like Muhammad got strange looks from others with different gods around a lot longer than Muhammad’s imaginary god, Allah, based on the idol Allah, and his three daughter idols, Al Lat, Al Uzza and Manat, that the pagan Quraysh already worshipped for hundreds of years.
Muslim Shahada, First Lie
I bear witness that there is no god but God
Muslim Shahada
This is the first part of what a Muslim says to be a Muslim. It’s the first lie.
But, Infidel, it’s NOT a LIE! Oh, but it is. Have you seen Allah?
But, Infidel, of course! Don’t lie. You can’t see the unseen.
But, Infidel, there are various ways that we can conclude that Allah is real! You show you have not seen and thus have NOT witnessed Allah.
Instead, you the Muslim, merely quote and lie.
Muslim Shahada, Second Lie
And I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of God
Muslim Shahada
This is the second part of what a Muslim says to be a Muslim. It’s the second lie.
But, Infidel, it’s NOT a LIE! Oh, but it is. Have you seen Muhammad?
But, Infidel, yes! Don’t lie. You’ve only seen Muhammad in movies (played by an actor), books, hadith, Koran, and Sirah, biography.
Obviously, Muhammad is dead, for 1400 years, dust in the desert. No Muslim today has ever seen Muhammad at all. No Muslim has ever seen Muhammad as being the “messenger of God” or Allah.
Every Muslim who says the Shahada is a liar. Thus, they’re not Muslims.
As there are no more Muslims, Islam ended in 2020. Make this year you leave Islam and abandon lies for the truth of reality.
Muslim Shahada – the TRUTH!
But, Infidel, the Shahada must be true!!! I agree with you, in Muhammad’s time, for his Muslims. Here’s how:
And I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah
Muslim Shahada
The latter part of the Shahada for Muhammad’s men is true – most of them believed that Muhammad was the Messenger of Allah the chief deity of their polytheism. They bore witness that Muhammad existed, in front of them, leading prayers, uttering recitations and trying to remember what he said, earlier.
But, Infidel, “most”? Yes, several of Muhammad’s men realised that Muhammad was a liar, a deceiver, a false prophet, and they left him. Others were caught up in the movement and had no alternative.
I bear witness that there is no god but Allah
Muslim Shahada
The first part of the Shahada for Muhammad’s men is true. They’re denying the other idols and they bore witness that they could and did see the idol of Allah in the Kaaba. Not as an unseen god, but a literal idol, that they had sacrificed to, like Muhammad, and with Muhammad’s nominal father, slave of Allah, the priest of Allah.
As you can see, the Muslim shahada was true for Muhammad’s men, in his time and place and not true after the Muslims destroyed all the idols (except for the ones Muhammad stole for himself).
Allah, the Reality
Allah the idol and his daughter’s idols
More Shahada with Extra Lies
There are also more problems with the Shahada, as in the Koran, Pharaoh, his magicians and the disciples of Jesus seem to have their own special form of Shadada in their “stories” in Muhammad’s Koran.
Pharaoh’s Shahada
In one of the stories of Moses, Pharaoh escapes by converting to Islam:
And We took the Children of Israel across the sea, and Pharaoh and his soldiers pursued them in tyranny and enmity until, when drowning overtook him, he said, “I believe that there is no deity except that in whom the Children of Israel believe, and I am of the Muslims.”
Koran 10:90
I wonder how Pharaoh managed to say his shahada when Muhammad was yet to be born, thousands of years into his future? Oh wait, the shahada is not in Muhammad’s Koran, nor did “Moses” or “Pharaoh” say it either. Instead, this is Muhammad inserting Islam into the story, inserting an OBVIOUSLY FALSE shahada (Obviously you as a Muslim know your shahada better than Pharaoh, Moses and Muhammad) and not realising he was making an anachronism, corrupting the story, so showing Allah, Koran, Islam and Muhammad are false.
Notice the difference between Pharaoh’s shahada and the iERA shahada:
I believe that there is no deity except that in whom the Children of Israel believe, and I am of the Muslims.
Pharaoh’s Shahada, Koran 10:90
I bear witness that there is none worthy of worship except God, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of God.
How To Become Muslim, iERA
I wonder which one is right?
But, Infidel, the iERA shahada is right for God! God? Not Allah?
But, Infidel, the iERA shahada translates Allah to God! I see, so the Koran is wrong then?
I believe that there is no deity except that in whom the Children of Israel believe, and I am of the Muslims.
Pharaoh’s Shahada, Koran 10:90-92
The Children of Israel worshipped and believed in YHWH, the “I AM”, GOD, not Allah or Baal. So how can Pharaoh be the first of the Muslims, when Muhammad is the first of the Muslims?
6:162 Say, “Indeed, my prayer, my rites of sacrifice, my living and my dying are for Allah, Lord of the worlds.
163 No partner has He. And this I have been commanded, and I am the first [among you] of the Muslims.”
Koran 6:162-163
But Infidel, Moses was first of the Muslims! How can that be when Moses wasn’t a follower of Baal (Allah)?
So obviously, Muhammad has to be alive first and be Muslim – recall he was a pagan of the pagan Quraysh for most of his life, worshipping Al Lah, Al Lat, Al Uzza and Manat – before other people can be Muslims, provided of course, they find the right shahada, first, which doesn’t lie about Muhammad and Allah.
Pharaoh’s Magicians’ Shahada
7:120 And the magicians fell down in prostration [to Allah].
121 They said, “We have believed in the Lord of the worlds, 122 The Lord of Moses and Aaron.”
Koran 7:120
So did the Magicians of Pharaoh convert to Islam? Did they become the first Muslims, before Muhammad?
Note that Moses and Aaron didn’t believe in Allah, the chief idol of the Kaaba and his three daughter idols, but they believed in YHWH, GOD. Same as their people, the Israelites.
As for the Egyptians, they worshipped pagan gods, with weird rituals, mummification, and building pyramids and a sphinx:
Obviously, the ancient Egyptians weren’t Muslims. Neither were the magicians of Pharaoh. Instead, Muhammad inserts a proto-version of Muhammad’s Shahada, in their mouths, as their admission of defeat. This shows that Muhammad wasn’t interested in being historically correct, but in pretending that Islam won, while forgetting that Islam, Koran and Allah come from himself.
Mary’s Shahada?
So eat and drink and be contented. And if you see from among humanity anyone, say, ‘Indeed, I have vowed to the Most Merciful abstention, so I will not speak today to [any] man.'”
Koran 19:26
This is so sketchy, that Muhammad can’t even put the right words into the mouth of Mary. Instead, this is supposedly baby Jesus, speaking as he “exits” Mary.
The Shahada of the Disciples of Jesus
3:52 But when Jesus felt [persistence in] disbelief from them, he said, “Who are my supporters for [the cause of] Allah?”
The disciples said, “We are supporters for Allah. We have believed in Allah and testify that we are Muslims [submitting to Him]. 53 Our Lord, we have believed in what You revealed and have followed the messenger [i.e., Jesus], so register us among the witnesses [to truth].”
Koran 3:52-53
How quick the disciples of Jesus are, to forget Judaism, Christianity, Jesus, YHWH, GOD and to believe in Allah, declaring they’re Muslims when Jesus never did this. Obviously, this is Muhammad inserting yet another proto-shahada into the mouths of the disciples for a quick and easy win for Islam, while forgetting that Islam, Allah and Koran, come from himself.
And of course, none of this is in the Bible. None of the disciples took Jesus to Mecca in Saudi Arabia, to run between Safa and Marwah, to run 3 times and walk 4 times around the Kaaba, to slaughter cows in honour of Allah, and to kiss the black stone before it got broken by a Muslim after Muhammad died of poison, for being a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, Koran.
And of course, Jesus never did utter the Muslim call to prayer at Mecca, Saudi Arabia, either.
But, Infidel, when Jesus comes again, he will,… Let’s assume Islam really is true and Jesus, after 2000 years of not eating fish in Heaven with God comes back. You know he won’t do any of these uniquely Muslim activities that came from the pagan Quraysh in honour of their idols:
And, if Jesus, at the very least, is a better man than Muhammad, who wouldn’t do these things, why are you, Muslim, doing this idolatry? This pagan idolatry?
Shahada? Nada!
And there’s worse in the hadith:
The Prophet said, “If anyone testifies that None has the right to be worshipped but Allah Alone Who has no partners, and that Muhammad is His Slave and His Apostle, and that Jesus is Allah’s Slave and His Apostle and His Word which He bestowed on Mary and a Spirit created by Him, and that Paradise is true, and Hell is true, Allah will admit him into Paradise with the deeds which he had done even if those deeds were few.” (Junada, the sub-narrator said, ” ‘Ubada added, ‘Such a person can enter Paradise through any of its eight gates he likes.”)
Sahih al-Bukhari 3435
Muhammad includes Jesus in this form of the shahada, as well as Paradise and Hell.
The Shahada is a Vow
The shahada is a vow, an oath, a pagan practice. Here’s what Jesus has to say about this pagan practice:
33 “Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘Do not break your oath, but fulfill to the Lord the vows you have made.’ 34 But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; 35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37 All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.
NIV Matthew 5:33-37
As you can see from the words of Jesus, the Shahada comes from “the evil one”.
The Shanana
I know:
The Shanana
- Muhammad was a liar;
- Allah is an idol;
- Koran is nonsense and lies;
- Islam is false.
Choose a better religion or none at all:
What does “Nada” mean? See Nada, The Free Dictionary.
Koran Contradiction 