Fabulous, darling!
Muhammad as Mary
So her Lord accepted her with good acceptance and caused her to grow in a good manner and put her in the care of Zechariah.
Every time Zechariah entered upon her in the prayer chamber, he found with her provision.
He said, “O Mary, from where is this [coming] to you?”
She said, “It is from Allāh. Indeed, Allāh provides for whom He wills without account.”
Koran 3:37
Mary was a Jewess, not a Muslim woman. She worshipped YHWH, not the idol Allah, Allah’s wife, three daughters, pet lion and many other idols as Muhammad and his wife did. So this is why “Mary” speaks as Muhammad – Muhammad is pretending badly to be Mary:
It is from Allāh. Indeed, Allāh provides for whom He wills without account.
Excerpt, Koran 3:37
Muhammad speaking:
Beautified for those who disbelieve is the life of this world, and they ridicule those who believe.
But those who fear Allāh are above them on the Day of Resurrection.
And Allāh gives provision to whom He wills without account.
Koran 2:212
So you can compare more easily:
It is from Allāh. Indeed, Allāh provides for whom He wills without account.
Excerpt, Koran 3:37
And Allāh gives provision to whom He wills without account.
Excerpt, Koran 2:212
Of course, Allah doesn’t give provision, just like he doesn’t give the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an via Jibril to Muhammad. Allah is just an idol, Muhammad was a liar, the Koran is Muhammad’s nonsense and lies and Islam is false.
Muhammad as the Wife of Pharaoh
And Allāh presents an example of those who believed: the wife of Pharaoh, when she said, “My Lord, build for me near You a house in Paradise and save me from Pharaoh and his deeds and save me from the wrongdoing people.”
Koran 66:11
But, Infidel, it’s [insert excuse here]! I wonder who said this?
He said, “My Lord, save me from the wrongdoing people.”
Excerpt, Koran 28:21
As a reminder:
…she said, “My Lord,… save me from the wrongdoing people.”
Excerpt, Koran 66:11
Muhammad pretended to be the wife of “Pharaoh”.
Muhammad as the Wife of Aziz
12:51 Said [the king to the women], “What was your condition when you sought to seduce Joseph?”
They said, “Perfect is Allāh! We know about him no evil.”
The wife of al-ʿAzeez said, “Now the truth has become evident. It was I who sought to seduce him, and indeed, he is of the truthful. 52 That is so he [i.e., al-ʿAzeez] will know that I did not betray him in [his] absence and that Allāh does not guide the plan of betrayers. 53 And I do not acquit myself. Indeed, the soul is a persistent enjoiner of evil, except those upon which my Lord has mercy. Indeed, my Lord is Forgiving and Merciful.”
Koran 12:51-53
Of course, the wife of Aziz wasn’t Muslim. Like her husband and the rest of the people of ancient Egypt, they all worshipped idols with the heads of animals, not Allah, his wife, three daughters, pet lion and many other idols.
How can you tell this is Muhammad, apart from Muhammad speaking or singing this, orally?
Indeed, the soul is a persistent enjoiner of evil, except those upon which my Lord has mercy.
Excerpt, Koran 12:53
That “soul” is Muhammad’s “dark passenger”, his demon, Jibril:
Muhammad as the Daughters of Allah
Muhammad pretends to be the “daughters” of Allah, speaking to Allah:
They will say, “Exalted are You! It was not for us to take besides You any allies. But You provided comforts for them and their fathers until they forgot the message and became a people ruined.”
Koran 25:18
Muhammad used Kohl
The Prophet had a kohl container from which he would apply kohl three times, to each eye.
Sunan Ibn Majah 3499
Muhammad said: “The best of your kohl is antimony, for it improves the eyesight and makes the hair (eyelashes) grow.”
Sunan Ibn Majah 3497
Glitter Face
The Prophet said, “Verily! 70,000 or 700,000 of my followers will enter Paradise altogether; so that the first and the last amongst them will enter at the same time, and their faces will be glittering like the bright full moon.”
Sahih al-Bukhari 3247
It is as if I am just looking at the glitter of scent in the parting of the Prophet’s head hair while he was a Muhrim.
Sahih al-Bukhari 271
I heard Ka`b bin Malik talking after his failure to join (the Ghazwa of) Tabuk. He said, “When I greeted Allah’s Messenger whose face was glittering with happiness, for whenever Allah’s Messenger was happy, his face used to glitter, as if it was a piece of the moon, and we used to recognize it (i.e. his happiness) from his face.”
Sahih al-Bukhari 3556
Anas bin Malik Al-Ansari, told me, “Abu Bakr used to lead the people in prayer during the fatal illness of the Prophet till it was Monday. When the people aligned (in rows) for the prayer the Prophet lifted the curtain of his house and started looking at us and was standing at that time. His face was (glittering) like a page of the Qur’an and he smiled cheerfully. We were about to be put to trial for the pleasure of seeing the Prophet, Abu Bakr retreated to join the row as he thought that the Prophet would lead the prayer. The Prophet beckoned us to complete the prayer and he let the curtain fall. On the same day he died.”
Sahih al-Bukhari 680
Umm Hakim, daughter of Usayd, reported on the authority of her mother that her husband died and she was suffering from sore eyes. She therefore applied collyrium (jala’). Ahmad said:
The correct version is “glittering collyrium (kuhl al-jala’). She sent her slave-girl to Umm Salamah, and she asked her about the use of glittering collyrium (kuhl al-jala’).
She said: Do not apply it except in the case of dire need which is troubling you. In that case you can use it at night, but you should remove it in the daytime. Then Umm Salamah said: The Messenger of Allah came to visit me when AbuSalamah died, and I had put the juice of aloes in my eye.He asked: What is this, Umm Salamah? I replied: It is only the juice of aloes and contains no perfume. He said: It gives the face a glow, so apply it only at night and remove it in daytime, and do not comb yourself with scent or henna, for it is a dye. I asked: What should I use when I comb myself, Messenger of Allah? He said: Use lote-tree leaves and smear your head copiously with them.
Sunan Abi Dawud 2305
But, Infidel, that’s da’if! This only matters if I’m writing Sharia, and I’m not. This merely shows that Muhammad had some skill in cosmetics: “He said: It gives the face a glow”.
For more about Roman Cosmetics that Muhammad likely used, see: Cosmetics in Ancient Rome.
Muhammad Squatted
Aishah said: “Whoever narrated to you that the Prophet would urinate while standing; then do not believe him. He would not urinate except while squatting.”
Jami` at-Tirmidhi 12
Muhammad’s Fine Dress
Muhammad said: “He who has in his heart the weight of a mustard seed of pride shall not enter Paradise.’
A person (amongst his hearers) said: “Verily a person loves that his dress should be fine, and his shoes should be fine.”
He remarked: “Verily, Allah is Graceful and He loves Grace. Pride is disdaining the truth (out of self-conceit) and contempt for the people.”
Sahih Muslim 91a
Narrated `Ali: “The Prophet gave me a silken dress as a gift and I wore it. When I saw the signs of anger on his face, I cut it into pieces and distributed it among my wives.”
Sahih al-Bukhari 2614
Hadith
Muhammad “accidentally” cross-dressing in public and in front of praying Muslims.
The Apostle of Allah was one day (i. e. on the day when the sun eclipsed) so perturbed that he (in haste) took hold of the outer garment (of a female member of his family) and it was later on that his (own) cloak was sent to him. He stood in prayer along with people for such a long time that if a man came he did not realise that the Messenger of Allah had observed ruku’, as it has been narrated about ruku’ in connection with long qiyam.
Sahih Muslim 906a
How does one accidentally cross-dress?
There’s also Mo’s cross-dressing mentioned in the hadith Cross Dressing and Islam.
Are Effeminate Men Cursed?
But, Infidel, effeminate men are cursed! Only by Muhammad, not by Allah. See Sunnah.com.
But, Infidel, these women can’t be played by Muhammad as effeminate men are cursed by Muhammad! But not by Allah and not in Muhammad’s Koran. Perhaps Muhammad didn’t like competition?
Surely as a Muslim, you obey Allah’s law, not the law made by Muhammad, which isn’t in Allah’s Muhammad’s Koran, but in hadith, right?
Other Opinions
Muhammad wore Aisha’s clothing.
Cross-Dressing and Islam: An Examination of Muhammad’s Dress Code.
Conclusion
Muhammad’s speech patterns and personality are in the speech of the “women” above and there’s even a mention of his demon in the speech of the wife of Aziz. Obviously, these women didn’t speak like Muhammad in reality. Mary never worshipped the idol Allah and wasn’t a Muslim, as she was a Jewess. The wife of Aziz and the wife of Pharoah worshipped idols with the heads of animals, like their husbands and the rest of the ancient Egyptians. None knew about the idol of Allah or the false prophet Muhammad, yet to be born in their future.
Muhammad’s inability to get this correct shows he wasn’t connected to a real god, and he had no access to the Torah or Bible at the time or he simply forgot, and made up something instead, being lazy and stupid.
Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
Koran Contradiction 