Muhammad had eccentric tastes.
Adam and Eve Tasted the Tree
So he made them fall, through deception.
And when they tasted of the tree, their private parts became apparent to them, and they began to fasten together over themselves from the leaves of Paradise.
And their Lord called to them, “Did I not forbid you from that tree and tell you that Satan is to you a clear enemy?”
Koran 7:22
By the time you’ve reached the end, you will have tasted the evil of the Koran and know to reject it.
But, Infidel, the good! It’s not there.
Let’s get back to the taste of the Koran.
Taste the Koran
Muhammad expected his listeners to taste his words.
So taste [punishment] because you forgot the meeting of this, your Day; indeed, We have [accordingly] forgotten you.
And taste the punishment of eternity for what you used to do.”
Koran 32:14
Does the Koran allow you to taste “[punishment]” or “the punishment of eternity”? No? Then obviously the Koran lacks something tasty.
So Allāh made them taste disgrace in worldly life.
But the punishment of the Hereafter is greater, if they only knew.
Koran 39:26
If “only they knew”? Who is there to tell them? Obviously not Muhammad, Jibril and Allah. The taste? The taste of failure.
Taste a River
And when Saul went forth with the soldiers, he said, “Indeed, Allāh will be testing you with a river. So whoever drinks from it is not of me, and whoever does not taste it is indeed of me, excepting one who takes [from it] in the hollow of his hand.”
But they drank from it, except a [very] few of them.
Then when he had crossed it along with those who believed with him, they said, “There is no power for us today against Goliath and his soldiers.” \But those who were certain that they would meet Allāh said, “How many a small company has overcome a large company by permission of Allāh. And Allāh is with the patient.”
Koran 2:249
Taste of Evil
And do not take your oaths as [means of] deceit between you, lest a foot slip after it was [once] firm, and you would taste evil [in this world] for what [people] you diverted from the way of Allāh, and you would have [in the Hereafter] a great punishment.
Koran 16:94
Taste of Mercy
And when adversity touches the people, they call upon their Lord, turning in repentance to Him.
Then when He lets them taste mercy from Him, at once a party of them associate others with their Lord,
Koran 30:33
And when We let the people taste mercy, they rejoice therein, but if evil afflicts them for what their hands have put forth, immediately they despair.
Koran 30:36
And if We let him taste mercy from Us after an adversity which has touched him, he will surely say, “This is [due] to me, and I do not think the Hour will occur; and [even] if I should be returned to my Lord, indeed, for me there will be with Him the best.”
But We will surely inform those who disbelieved about what they did, and We will surely make them taste a massive punishment.
Koran 41:50
1400 years later no one tasted a “massive punishment”.
But if they turn away – then We have not sent you, [O Muḥammad], over them as a guardian; upon you is only [the duty of] notification.
And indeed, when We let man taste mercy from Us, he rejoices in it; but if evil afflicts him for what his hands have put forth, then indeed, man is ungrateful.
Koran 42:48
You can look at the more conventional uses of “mercy” in Muhammad’s Koran. There are over 300 references, so I didn’t bother to examine them in detail.
Taste the Rain
And of His signs is that He sends the winds as bringers of good tidings and to let you taste His mercy [i.e., rain] and so the ships may sail at His command and so you may seek of His bounty, and perhaps you will be grateful.
Koran 30:46
To confirm that the translators were right to add “rain”, there’s this verse:
And it is He who sends down the rain after they had despaired and spreads His mercy.
And He is the Protector, the Praiseworthy.
Koran 42:28
Of course, when Allah’s mercy is rain, this shows that Allah is a rain god.
Theoretical Taste
Say, “He is the [one] Able to send upon you affliction from above you or from beneath your feet or to confuse you [so you become] sects and make you taste the violence of one another.”
Look how We diversify the signs that they might understand.
Koran 6:65
11:9 And if We give man a taste of mercy from Us and then We withdraw it from him, indeed, he is despairing and ungrateful.
10 But if We give him a taste of favor after hardship has touched him, he will surely say, “Bad times have left me.”
Indeed, he is exultant and boastful –
Koran 11:9-10
Corruption has appeared throughout the land and sea by [reason of] what the hands of people have earned so He [i.e., Allāh] may let them taste part of [the consequence of] what they have done that perhaps they will return [to righteousness].
Koran 30:41
Taste of Torment
[And will be told], “Taste your torment. This is that for which you were impatient.”
Koran 51:14
Nothing happened.
Taste of Sand
Every soul will taste death, and you will only be given your [full] compensation on the Day of Resurrection.
So he who is drawn away from the Fire and admitted to Paradise has attained [his desire].
And what is the life of this world except the enjoyment of delusion.
Koran 3:185
Every soul will taste death.
And We test you with evil and with good as trial; and to Us you will be returned.
Koran 21:35
Every soul will taste death.
Then to Us will you be returned.
Koran 29:57
They will not taste death therein except the first death, and He will have protected them from the punishment of Hellfire
Koran 44:56
What’s that taste? Let’s ask these Muslims:
I wonder why they haven’t returned to Allah or “Us”?
Taste of Fire
“That [is yours], so taste it.”
And indeed for the disbelievers is the punishment of the Fire.
Koran 8:14
Taste of Nothing
They will not taste therein [any] coolness or drink.
Koran 78:24
Abrogate that Taste!
This – so let them taste it – is scalding water and [foul] purulence.
Koran 38:57
Don’t taste it! It’s for bathing only.
Taste of Dates in Hot Butter
[It will be said], “Taste! Indeed, you are the honored, the noble!
Koran 44:49
Is the description of Paradise, which the righteous are promised, wherein are rivers of water unaltered, rivers of milk the taste of which never changes, rivers of wine delicious to those who drink, and rivers of purified honey, in which they will have from all [kinds of] fruits and forgiveness from their Lord… [Are its inhabitants] like those who abide eternally in the Fire and are given to drink scalding water that will sever their intestines?
Koran 47:15
Poor Muhammad, his milk went off in the heat.
When the Messenger of Allah told them that he had seen Paradise and Hell, and seen the Tree of Zaqqum, they did not believe that, and Abu Jahl, upon whom be the curses of Allah, even said, “Bring us some dates and butter,” and he started eating them and saying, “Let us have some Zaqqum, we don’t know any other Zaqqum but this.”
Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 17:60
Dates and butter – Zaqqum – when done properly, tastes great.
No thanks, Muhammad
So taste My punishment and warning.
Koran 54:39
What does it taste like? Sickness? Vomit? Queasy stomach? Food poisoning?
Tongue-lashing by Muhammad
[For them is brief] enjoyment in this world; then to Us is their return; then We will make them taste the severe punishment because they used to disbelieve.
Koran 10:70
Oh, and nothing happened.
“So taste [the penalty], and never will We increase you except in torment.”
Koran 78:30
Nothing happened.
But We will surely cause those who disbelieve to taste a severe punishment, and We will surely recompense them for the worst of what they had been doing.
Koran 41:27
Nothing happened.
Tongue-lashing is the Nearer Punishment
And We will surely let them taste the nearer punishment short of the greater punishment that perhaps they will return [i.e., repent].
Koran 32:21
Mecca Tastes its Affair
And Allāh presents an example: a city [i.e., Makkah] which was safe and secure, its provision coming to it in abundance from every location, but it denied the favors of Allāh.
So Allāh made it taste the envelopment of hunger and fear for what they had been doing.
Koran 16:112
And it tasted the bad consequence of its affair [i.e., rebellion], and the outcome of its affair was loss.
Koran 65:9
I wonder what the black stone tastes like? Stone and wax.
What’s the taste of idolatry? The taste of the 8 black pebbles in wax. Thousands of Muslims taste idolatry every day the Kaaba is open for idolatry. For more, see: Islam – Black Stone?
Tastes like Crying
And they had demanded from him his guests, but We obliterated their eyes, [saying], “Taste My punishment and warning.”
Koran 54:37
Of course, no one went blind.
Tastes like a Mysterious Word
The Day they are dragged into the Fire on their faces [it will be said], “Taste the touch of Saqar.”
Koran 54:48
Maybe Muhammad was thinking of this?
For I eat ashes as my food
NIV Psalm 102:9
and mingle my drink with tears
Hmmm, tastes like,… confusion.
Taste the Punishment of Failure
And the first of them will say to the last of them, “Then you had not any favor over us, so taste the punishment for what you used to earn.”
Koran 7:39
1400 years later, Muhammad and “you” taste nothing but the dust of the desert.
Then it will be said to those who had wronged, “Taste the punishment of eternity; are you being recompensed except for what you used to earn?”
Koran 10:52
1400 years later, Muhammad and “you” taste nothing but the dust of the desert.
On the Day the punishment will cover them from above them and from below their feet and it is said, “Taste [the result of] what you used to do.”
Koran 29:55
1400 years later, Muhammad and “them” taste nothing but the dust of the desert.
But as for those who defiantly disobeyed, their refuge is the Fire.
Every time they wish to emerge from it, they will be returned to it while it is said to them, “Taste the punishment of the Fire which you used to deny.”
Koran 32:20
1400 years later, Muhammad and “them” taste nothing but the dust of the desert.
Taste of Mockery
And their prayer at the House [i.e., the Kaʿbah] was not except whistling and handclapping.
So taste the punishment for what you disbelieved [i.e., practiced of deviations].
Koran 8:35
Muhammad must have been dying of embarrassment.
Past Taste
Those who associated [others] with Allāh will say, “If Allāh had willed, we would not have associated [anything] and neither would our fathers, nor would we have prohibited anything.”
Likewise did those before deny until they tasted Our punishment.
Say, “Do you have any knowledge that you can produce for us? You follow not except assumption, and you are not but misjudging.”
Koran 6:148
Of course, Allah didn’t punish anyone before Muhammad, he’s just an idol.
So We sent upon them a screaming wind during days of misfortune to make them taste the punishment of disgrace in the worldly life; but the punishment of the Hereafter is more disgracing, and they will not be helped.
Koran 41:16
No warner was sent to Khartoum, thus no Allah.
[Theirs is] like the example of those shortly before them: they tasted the bad consequence of their affair, and they will have a painful punishment.
Koran 59:15
Nothing happened.
Has there not come to you the news of those who disbelieved before?
So they tasted the bad consequence of their affair, and they will have a painful punishment.
Koran 64:5
No?!
So obviously the Koran is incomplete and thus false. A real god would know this and not let Muhammad represent him. Thus, Allah is an idol who lets liars speak for him.
Future Taste
On the Day [some] faces will turn white and [some] faces will turn black.
As for those whose faces turn black, [to them it will be said], “Did you disbelieve [i.e., reject faith] after your belief? Then taste the punishment for what you used to reject.”
Koran 3:106
That’s Muhammad, a self-insert.
Allāh has certainly heard the statement of those [Jews] who said, “Indeed, Allāh is poor, while we are rich.”
We will record what they said and their killing of the prophets without right and will say, “Taste the punishment of the Burning Fire.
Koran 3:181
The taste of that insult must sting Muhammad.
Indeed, those who disbelieve in Our verses – We will drive them into a fire.
Every time their skins are roasted through, We will replace them with other skins so they may taste the punishment.
Indeed, Allāh is ever Exalted in Might and Wise.
Koran 4:56
Don’t think too deeply about this verse.
O you who have believed, do not kill game while you are in the state of iḥrām.
And whoever of you kills it intentionally – the penalty is an equivalent from sacrificial animals to what he killed, as judged by two just men among you as an offering [to Allāh] delivered to the Kaʿbah, or an expiation: the feeding of needy people or the equivalent of that in fasting, that he may taste the consequence of his matter [i.e., deed].
Allāh has pardoned what is past; but whoever returns [to violation], then Allāh will take retribution from him.
And Allāh is Exalted in Might and Owner of Retribution.
Koran 5:95
Can you imagine wild animals running through Mecca?
If you could but see when they will be made to stand before their Lord.
He will say, “Is this not the truth?”
They will say, “Yes, by our Lord.”
He will [then] say, “So taste the punishment for what you used to deny.”
Koran 6:30
And if you could but see when the angels take the souls of those who disbelieved… They are striking their faces and their backs and [saying], “Taste the punishment of the Burning Fire.
Koran 8:50
Muhammad’s torch is extinguished, so he can’t burn any more corpses.
The Day when it will be heated in the fire of Hell and seared therewith will be their foreheads, their flanks, and their backs, [it will be said], “This is what you hoarded for yourselves, so taste what you used to hoard.”
Koran 9:35
I wonder what molten digital currency tastes like? First, get your digital currency:
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00010001110001110000110011010111011101101100011000011001111000110011110110101111Then add butter and gently bake in a digital forge for around 124,816 seconds to make bit’a butty batter. Serves 0.
Why butter? Everything tastes better with butter. But not bitter butter. Why?
Betty Botta bought a bit o’ bitter butter;
“But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter!
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit o’ better butter
it Will make my batter better.”
Then she bought a bit o’ butter
Better than the bitter butter,
Made her bitter batter better.
So’twas better Betty Botta
Bought a bit o’ better butter.
Betty Botter
Twisting his neck [in arrogance] to mislead [people] from the way of Allāh.
For him in the world is disgrace, and We will make him taste on the Day of Resurrection the punishment of the Burning Fire [while it is said],
Koran 22:9
1400 years later, no “Burning Fire”.
Every time they want to get out of it [i.e., Hellfire] from anguish, they will be returned to it, and [it will be said], “Taste the punishment of the Burning Fire!”
Koran 22:22
1400 years later, the “Burning Fire” must be out of fuel.
Indeed, those who have disbelieved and avert [people] from the way of Allāh and [from] al-Masjid al-Ḥarām, which We made for the people – equal are the resident therein and one from outside – and [also] whoever intends [a deed] therein of deviation [in religion] by wrongdoing – We will make him taste of a painful punishment.
Koran 22:25
So they will deny you, [disbelievers], in what you say, and you cannot avert [punishment] or [find] help.
And whoever commits injustice among you – We will make him taste a great punishment.
Koran 25:19
Maybe Muhammad forgot the words.
And to Solomon [We subjected] the wind – its morning [journey was that of] a month – and its afternoon [journey was that of] a month, and We made flow for him a spring of [liquid] copper.
And among the jinn were those who worked for him by the permission of his Lord.
And whoever deviated among them from Our command – We will make him taste of the punishment of the Blaze.
Koran 34:12
Thousands of years later those jinn aren’t suffering the “taste of the punishment of the Blaze”.
But today [i.e., the Day of Judgement] you do not hold for one another [the power of] benefit or harm, and We will say to those who wronged, “Taste the punishment of the Fire, which you used to deny.”
Koran 34:42
Those “who wronged” Muhammad are dust, like Muhammad.
And they will cry out therein, “Our Lord, remove us; we will do righteousness – other than what we were doing!”
But did We not grant you life enough for whoever would remember therein to remember, and the warner had come to you?
So taste [the punishment], for there is not for the wrongdoers any helper.
Koran 35:37
Allah doesn’t grant life. You get that from your parents.
So the word [i.e., decree] of our Lord has come into effect upon us; indeed, we will taste [punishment].
Koran 37:31
The taste of nothing is calorie-free and so not filling.
Has the message been revealed to him out of [all of] us?”
Rather, they are in doubt about My message.
Rather, they have not yet tasted My punishment.
Koran 38:8
I guess Muhammad is right here, “they have not yet tasted My punishment” and 1400 years later, they never will.
Then is he who will shield with his face the worst of the punishment on the Day of Resurrection [like one secure from it]?
And it will be said to the wrongdoers, “Taste what you used to earn.”
Koran 39:24
Allah has failed at this task for 1400 years. The taste of nothing tastes like nothing else on Earth.
Double Future Taste
Then [if you had], We would have made you taste double [punishment in] life and double [after] death. Then you would not find for yourself against Us a helper.
Koran 17:75
Taste of the Koran
So what is the taste of the Koran?
The Verse of stoning and of breastfeeding an adult ten times was revealed, and the paper was with me under my pillow. When the Messenger of Allah died, we were preoccupied with his death, and a tame sheep came in and ate it.
Excerpt, Sunan Ibn Majah 1944
The word “paper” is a deliberate mistranslation by Muslims. It’s actually a leaf.
The Koran at Muhammad’s time was written on leaves or “parchments” as mistranslated by Muslims:
So I started locating Qur’anic material and collecting it from parchments, scapula, leaf-stalks of date palms and from the memories of men
Excerpt, Sahih al-Bukhari 4679
The “scapula” are the dried camel shoulder blades. The “leaf-stalks” are correctly translated.
So what’s the taste of the Koran?
Allah lacks ink and paper, thus he lacks the abundance of human creativity and is an idol of no worth.
What’s the taste of the Koran? Ink and paper, something Muhammad, Jibril and Allah never had.
Muhammad’s Koran lacks taste sensations and thus is incomplete, corrupt and false.
Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
Koran Contradiction 