Allah, a god who created the heavens and the earth, lord of all the words, the god who is by himself, who has no need of partners, the one true ruler of everything,… needs a goodly loan from you. Would you loan Allah a goodly loan? Poor Allah, he’s all out of cash and needs a loan:
Who is it that would loan Allah a goodly loan so He may multiply it for him many times over? And it is Allah who withholds and grants abundance, and to Him you will be returned.
Koran 2:245
And Allah had already taken a covenant from the Children of Israel, and We delegated from among them twelve leaders. And Allah said, “I am with you. If you establish prayer and give zakah and believe in My messengers and support them and loan Allah a goodly loan, I will surely remove from you your misdeeds and admit you to gardens beneath which rivers flow. But whoever of you disbelieves after that has certainly strayed from the soundness of the way.”
Koran 5:12
Who is it that would loan Allah a goodly loan so He will multiply it for him and he will have a noble reward?
Koran 57:11
Indeed, the men who practice charity and the women who practice charity and [they who] have loaned Allah a goodly loan – it will be multiplied for them, and they will have a noble reward.
Koran 57:18
If you loan Allah a goodly loan, He will multiply it for you and forgive you. And Allah is Most Appreciative and Forbearing.
Koran 64:17
Indeed, your Lord knows, [O Muhammad], that you stand [in prayer] almost two thirds of the night or half of it or a third of it, and [so do] a group of those with you. And Allah determines [the extent of] the night and the day. He has known that you [Muslims] will not be able to do it and has turned to you in forgiveness, so recite what is easy [for you] of the Qur’an. He has known that there will be among you those who are ill and others traveling throughout the land seeking [something] of the bounty of Allah and others fighting for the cause of Allah. So recite what is easy from it and establish prayer and give zakah and loan Allah a goodly loan. And whatever good you put forward for yourselves – you will find it with Allah. It is better and greater in reward. And seek forgiveness of Allah. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.
Koran 73:20
More Loans
And whatever you give for interest [i.e., advantage] to increase within the wealth of people will not increase with Allāh. But what you give in zakāh, desiring the face [i.e., approval] of Allāh – those are the multipliers.
Koran 30:39
Sounds like a good deal. Here’s my money!

But, first, I’ll need a receipt, in English,…

How’s that for a god, unwilling to give a receipt for his loan! I bet he defaults on his payments, too.
It’s not Allah that needs a loan, it’s Muhammad that needs a loan. From this, you know that Allah is Muhammad and Muhammad is Allah, thus Islam, Allah, Muhammad and the Koran are false.
