Koran – Satan Speaks

The Koran, supposedly the words of Allah spoken before creation, was recorded by Allah’s first creation, the Pen, upon slate tablets created over millions of years of crushing pressure in the Earth’s crust.

“I’m sure it will buff out.”

And surprisingly, Satan is recorded as speaking in the Koran:

A few words before creation,…

And Satan will say when the matter has been concluded, “Indeed, Allāh had promised you the promise of truth. And I promised you, but I betrayed you. But I had no authority over you except that I invited you, and you responded to me. So do not blame me; but blame yourselves. I cannot be called to your aid, nor can you be called to my aid. Indeed, I deny your association of me [with Allāh] before. Indeed, for the wrongdoers is a painful punishment.”

Koran 14:22

Of course, this is supposedly on the Last Day.

Satan’s Speech

And Satan makes two speeches to Muhammad’s men:

And [remember] when Satan made their deeds pleasing to them and said, “No one can overcome you today from among the people, and indeed, I am your protector.”

But when the two armies sighted each other, he turned on his heels and said, “Indeed, I am disassociated from you. Indeed, I see what you do not see; indeed I fear Allah. And Allah is severe in penalty.”

Koran 8:48

I wonder why Muhammad lets Satan speak to his men? On two separate occasions? Or is it that Muhammad has Satan speaking to the people of Mecca? I wonder how Muhammad was there to listen, without being assaulted and captured by the Meccans? Either way, this is incoherent and nonsensical.

Satanic Verses spoken by Muhammad Satan.

There’s also the Satanic Verses, where Muhammad speaks the words of Satan (or of his own desires).

Speaking Like Satan

4:117 They call upon instead of Him none but female [deities], and they [actually] call upon none but a rebellious Satan. 118 Whom Allah has cursed.

For he had said, “I will surely take from among Your servants a specific portion. 119 And I will mislead them, and I will arouse in them [sinful] desires, and I will command them so they will slit the ears of cattle, and I will command them so they will change the creation of Allah.”

And whoever takes Satan as an ally instead of Allah has certainly sustained a clear loss.

Koran 4:117-119

Refusing to Commit Shirk

Nuh, uh.

And [mention] when We said to the angels, “Prostrate before Adam”; so they prostrated, except for Iblees. He refused and was arrogant and became of the disbelievers.

Koran 2:34

[Allāh] said, “What prevented you from prostrating when I commanded you?”

[Satan] said, “I am better than him. You created me from fire and created him from clay [i.e., earth].”

Koran 7:12

He said, “Never would I prostrate to a human whom You created out of clay from an altered black mud.”

Koran 15:33

He said, “I am better than him. You created me from fire and created him from clay.”

Koran 38:76

Reprieve Me

I need more time,…

[Satan] said, “Reprieve me until the Day they are resurrected.”

Koran 7:14

He said, “My Lord, then reprieve me until the Day they are resurrected.”

Koran 15:36

He said, “My Lord, then reprieve me until the Day they are resurrected.”

Koran 38:79

Vows to Mislead

Satan invites.

7:16 [Satan] said, “Because You have put me in error, I will surely sit in wait for them [i.e., mankind] on Your straight path. 17 Then I will come to them from before them and from behind them and on their right and on their left, and You will not find most of them grateful [to You].”

Koran 7:16-17

But Satan whispered to them to make apparent to them that which was concealed from them of their private parts. He said, “Your Lord did not forbid you this tree except that you become angels or become of the immortal.”

Koran 7:20

[Iblees] said, “My Lord, because You have put me in error, I will surely make [disobedience] attractive to them [i.e., mankind] on earth, and I will mislead them all

Koran 15:39

[Iblees] said, “Do You see this one whom You have honored above me? If You delay me [i.e., my death] until the Day of Resurrection, I will surely destroy his descendants, except for a few.”

Koran 17:62

38:82 [Iblees] said, “By Your might, I will surely mislead them all 83 Except, among them, Your chosen servants.”

Koran 38:82-83

Summary

ThemeVersesNotes
Speech on Judgment Day14:22“I had no authority over you…”
Refusal to bow to Adam2:34; 7:12; 15:33; 38:76“I am better than him…”
Request for respite7:14; 15:36; 38:79Satan asks for time until Judgment Day.
Vow to mislead humanity7:16-17; 15:39; 17:62; 38:82-83“I will mislead them…”

As you can see, recording the words of Satan in the Koran is clearly incoherent with a book written before creation, so showing that Muhammad was copying the format of the Torah and Bible. A derivative work, unworthy of a real god, showing Allah is an idol, and Muhammad was a liar.