Koran – Oath

Allah makes oaths like a pagan, like a false prophet, like Muhammad.

38:84 [Allāh] said, “The truth [is My oath], and the truth I say –

85 [That] I will surely fill Hell with you and those of them that follow you all together.”

Koran 38:84-85

Notice the narrator hiding behind Allah.

Of course, Allah says and does nothing as Satan pees in the ears of Muslims and lives in their noses, and Muslims have never gone to the Fire or Hell, for 1400 years.

“What’s that? I can’t hear you?!”

It was mentioned before the Prophet that there was a man who slept the night till morning (after sunrise).

The Prophet said, “He is a man in whose ears (or ear) Satan had urinated.”

Sahih al-Bukhari 3270
Wet Ear Wax Removal

The Prophet said, “If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night.”

Sahih al-Bukhari 3295
Bless you!

Atheists, Jews and Christians do not have these problems – apparently, Satan flees their ears and noses.

Professional ear wax removal.
Blow your nose with a disposable tissue.

So which is better, having Satan pee in your ear and live in your nose or being free of Satan?

But, enough about personal hygiene. Let’s get back to the oaths of Allah, Muhammad, their men and their pagan tribe.

Muhammad’s Oaths

A disposable tissue.

56:75 Then I swear by the setting of the stars, 76 And indeed, it is an oath – if you could know – [most] great.

Koran 56:75-76

Muhammad swears and makes an oath, which is a pagan tradition, not a Jewish and Christian custom.

89:1 By the dawn 2 And [by] ten nights 3 And [by] the even [number] and the odd 4 And [by] the night when it passes, 5 Is there [not] in [all] that an oath [sufficient] for one of perception?

Koran 89:1-5

Muhammad swears and makes an oath, which is a pagan tradition, not a Jewish and Christian custom.

This does seem repetitive.

Worthless Muslim Oaths

Here’s a tissue to wipe up a Muslim oath.

2:224 And do not make [your oath by] Allāh an excuse against being righteous and fearing Allāh and making peace among people.

And Allāh is Hearing and Knowing.

225 Allāh does not impose blame upon you for what is unintentional in your oaths, but He imposes blame upon you for what your hearts have earned.

And Allāh is Forgiving and Forbearing.

Koran 2:224-225

Indeed, those who exchange the covenant of Allāh and their [own] oaths for a small price will have no share in the Hereafter, and Allāh will not speak to them or look at them on the Day of Resurrection, nor will He purify them; and they will have a painful punishment.

Koran 3:77

And for all, We have made heirs to what is left by parents and relatives.

And to those whom your oaths have bound [to you] – give them their share.

Indeed Allāh is ever, over all things, a Witness.

Koran 4:33

Allāh will not impose blame upon you for what is meaningless in your oaths, but He will impose blame upon you for [breaking] what you intended of oaths.

So its expiation is the feeding of ten needy people from the average of that which you feed your [own] families or clothing them or the freeing of a slave.

But whoever cannot find [or afford it] – then a fast of three days [is required].

That is the expiation for oaths when you have sworn.

But guard your oaths.

Thus does Allāh make clear to you His verses [i.e., revealed law] that you may be grateful.

Koran 5:89

So much contradiction.

5:106 O you who have believed, testimony [should be taken] among you when death approaches one of you at the time of bequest – [that of] two just men from among you or two others from outside if you are traveling through the land and the disaster of death should strike you. Detain them after the prayer and let them both swear by Allāh if you doubt [their testimony, saying], “We will not exchange it [i.e., our oath] for a price [i.e., worldly gain], even if he should be a near relative, and we will not withhold the testimony of [i.e., ordained by] Allāh. Indeed, we would then be of the sinful.”

107 But if it is found that those two were guilty of sin [i.e., perjury], let two others stand in their place [who are] foremost [in claim] from those who have a lawful right. And let them swear by Allāh, “Our testimony is truer than their testimony, and we have not transgressed. Indeed, we would then be of the wrongdoers.”

108 That is more likely that they will give testimony according to its [true] objective, or [at least] they would fear that [other] oaths might be taken after their oaths. And fear Allāh and listen [i.e., obey Him]; and Allāh does not guide the defiantly disobedient people

Koran 5:106-108

Had it been a near [i.e., easy] gain and a moderate trip, they [i.e., the hypocrites] would have followed you, but distant to them was the journey.

And they will swear by Allāh, “If we were able, we would have gone forth with you,”

destroying themselves [through false oaths], and Allāh knows that indeed they are liars.

Koran 9:42

[Jacob] said, “Never will I send him with you until you give me a promise [i.e., oath] by Allāh that you will bring him [back] to me, unless you should be surrounded [i.e., overcome by enemies].”

And when they had given their promise, he said, “Allāh, over what we say, is Entrusted.”

Koran 12:66

So when they had despaired of him, they secluded themselves in private consultation.

The eldest of them said, “Do you not know that your father has taken upon you an oath by Allāh and [that] before you failed in [your duty to] Joseph? So I will never leave [this] land until my father permits me or Allāh decides for me, and He is the best of judges.

Koran 12:80

16:91 And fulfill the covenant of Allāh when you have taken it, [O believers], and do not break oaths after their confirmation while you have made Allāh, over you, a security [i.e., witness].

Indeed, Allāh knows what you do.

92 And do not be like she who untwisted her spun thread after it was strong [by] taking your oaths as [means of] deceit between you because one community is more plentiful [in number or wealth] than another community.

Allāh only tries you thereby.

And He will surely make clear to you on the Day of Resurrection that over which you used to differ.

Koran 16:91-92

And do not take your oaths as [means of] deceit between you, lest a foot slip after it was [once] firm, and you would taste evil [in this world] for what [people] you diverted from the way of Allāh, and you would have [in the Hereafter] a great punishment.

Koran 16:94

And the fifth [oath will be] that the curse of Allāh be upon him if he should be of the liars.

Koran 24:7

And the fifth [oath will be] that the wrath of Allāh be upon her if he was of the truthful.

Koran 24:9

And they swear by Allāh their strongest oaths that if you ordered them, they would go forth [in Allāh’s cause].

Say, “Do not swear. [Such] obedience is known. Indeed, Allāh is [fully] Aware of that which you do.”

Koran 24:53

Allāh has already ordained for you [Muslims] the dissolution of your oaths.

And Allāh is your protector, and He is the Knowing, the Wise.

Koran 66:2

Muslim oaths are worthless nonsense, like what a filthy person spits on the road. Muhammad even forgets what he said and thinks his Muslims haven’t heard what he just said:

Allah the idol does nothing. Muslims lie to each other, to Muhammad and to Allah.

Worthless Pagan Oaths

Oaths like tissues.

Here’s Muhammad’s pagan tribe making oaths (as reported by Muhammad through Jibril):

And those who believe will say, “Are these the ones who swore by Allāh their strongest oaths that indeed they were with you?” Their deeds have become worthless, and they have become losers.

Koran 5:53

And they swear by Allāh their strongest oaths that if a sign came to them, they would surely believe in it.

Say, “The signs are only with [i.e., from] Allāh.”

And what will make you perceive that even if it [i.e., a sign] came, they would not believe.

Koran 6:109

And if they break their oaths after their treaty and defame your religion, then combat the leaders of disbelief, for indeed, there are no oaths [sacred] to them; [fight them that] they might cease.

Koran 9:12

Would you not fight against a people who broke their oaths and determined to expel the Messenger, and they had begun [the attack upon] you the first time?

Do you fear them?

But Allāh has more right that you should fear Him, if you are [truly] believers.

Koran 9:13

And they swear by Allāh their strongest oaths [that] Allāh will not resurrect one who dies.

But yes – [it is] a true promise [binding] upon Him, but most of the people do not know.

Koran 16:38

They said, “Take a mutual oath by Allāh that we will kill him by night, he and his family. Then we will say to his executor, ‘We did not witness the destruction of his family, and indeed, we are truthful.'”

Koran 27:49

And they swore by Allāh their strongest oaths that if a warner came to them, they would be more guided than [any] one of the [previous] nations.

But when a warner came to them, it did not increase them except in aversion

Koran 35:42

[We said], “And take in your hand a bunch [of grass] and strike with it and do not break your oath.”

Indeed, We found him patient, an excellent servant.

Indeed, he was one repeatedly turning back [to Allāh].

Koran 38:44

They took their [false] oaths as a cover, so they averted [people] from the way of Allāh, and for them is a humiliating punishment.

Koran 58:16

They have taken their oaths as a cover, so they averted [people] from the way of Allāh. Indeed, it was evil that they were doing.

Koran 63:2

Or do you have oaths [binding] upon Us, extending until the Day of Resurrection, that indeed for you is whatever you judge?

Koran 68:39

Who are they making oaths to? To their idol, Allah.

Allah, the dead, broken, stone idol, in Mecca, Petra, Jordan.

Christian Oaths?

Yes or No.

Above all, my brothers and sisters, do not swear—not by heaven or by earth or by anything else. All you need to say is a simple “Yes” or “No.” Otherwise you will be condemned.

NIV James 5:12

33 “Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘Do not break your oath, but fulfill to the Lord the vows you have made.’ 34 But I tell you, do not swear an oath at all: either by heaven, for it is God’s throne; 35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37 All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.

NIV Matthew 5:33-37

As you can see, making oaths in Christianity is forbidden. A simple yes or no is sufficient.

Clearly, Allah is a pagan idol (for making oaths), Muhammad was pagan and so were his Muslims and his tribe, the Quraysh.

Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.