What are the keys in the Koran? Let’s see:
And with Him are the keys of the unseen; none knows them except Him.
And He knows what is on the land and in the sea.
Not a leaf falls but that He knows it.
And no grain is there within the darknesses of the earth and no moist or dry [thing] but that it is [written] in a clear record.
Koran 6:59
It’s weird how these keys to the unseen aren’t known by anyone, not even Muhammad and Jibril.
Then Muhammad spoils it all with:
To Him belong the keys of the heavens and the earth. And they who disbelieve in the verses of Allāh – it is those who are the losers.
Koran 39:63
To Him belong the keys of the heavens and the earth.
He extends provision for whom He wills and restricts [it].
Indeed He is, of all things, Knowing.
Koran 42:12
In case you didn’t know, we live on Earth:
We don’t need the keys to Earth to live on Earth. The keys we have, we make, sell and buy.
And of course, we don’t need any key to the skies (heavens).
We’ve even landed on the Moon:
No keys needed.
But, Infidel, it means the keys to Heaven and Hell! Muslims don’t go to Heaven, so why bother? And another, there’s no key to Paradise, is there? Nor do Muhammad, his friends, and his enemies need a key to enter the Fire.
But, Infidel, it’s the key to Paradise! Muslims don’t need that; they’re let through by the 19 guards as they climb the walls into Paradise, in Petra, Jordan.
But, Infidel, keys! Here’s what the keys are for:
The gates of heaven are opened at high noon, then they are unlocked until the midday ritual prayer is performed, so I love to have a good deed ascend on my behalf during that time!
Excerpt, Ash-Shama’il Al-Muhammadiyah 292, 293
Oh wait, there’s no key needed for that.
If anyone contributes a pair of anything in God’s path he will be invited to enter by the gates of paradise, for paradise has gates. Those who engage in prayer will be invited to enter by the gate of prayer; those who take part in jihad will be invited to enter by the gate of jihad; those who give sadaqa will be invited to enter by the gate of sadaqa; and those who fast will be invited to enter by the gate ar-Rayyan.
Mishkat al-Masabih 1890
Oh wait, there’s no key needed for that.
On the first night of the month of Ramadan, the Shayatin are shackled, the jinns are restrained, the gates of the Fires are shut such that no gate among them would be opened. The gates of Paradise are opened such that no gate among them would be closed, and a caller calls: ‘O seeker of the good; come near!’ and ‘O seeker of evil; stop! For there are those whom Allah frees from the Fire.’ And that is every night.
Excerpt, Jami` at-Tirmidhi 682
Oh, wait, there’s no key needed for that.
So, to summarise, Allah has:
- the keys of the unseen;
- the keys of the heavens and the earth.
What keys does Allah lack? Or perhaps, aren’t mentioned?
- the keys of the other 7 earths that are below our earth;
- the keys for Fire and Paradise;
- the keys for the shackles of the demons.
Perhaps the reason why there are no keys for Fire and Paradise is this?
the Messenger of Allah said: “On the first night of the month of Ramadan, the Shayatin are shackled, the jinns are restrained, the gates of the Fires are shut such that no gate among them would be opened. The gates of Paradise are opened such that no gate among them would be closed, and a caller calls: ‘O seeker of the good; come near!’ and ‘O seeker of evil; stop! For there are those whom Allah frees from the Fire.’ And that is every night.”
Jami` at-Tirmidhi 682
Are these keys necessary to travel? Nope. In fact, Muhammad got around the 7 heavens simply by being with Jibril and calling out to the angels guarding the gates in his Night Journey dream. Allah’s keys aren’t needed.
As you can see, Allah has keys. Not one key like Allah is one, but multiple keys. None of these keys is needed by anyone. Obviously, this contradicts the oneness of Allah, so showing the Koran is incoherent and nonsensical, and so Allah, Islam, and Muhammad are incoherent and false.
Muhammad was a false prophet, for a false god, Allah, for a false religion, Islam, without even a false book, the Koran.
Koran Contradiction 